The Rapture is apparently scheduled to begin at 6:00 PM this evening.
Will you be raptured out of here? This handy flowchart is intended to help you predict your fate.
I have an appointment with a shot (or more) of Dewars and a medium-rare (probably petit filet) steak at 6PM.
When I and my two brothers were boys, our maternal Grandma was still alive and staying with us. She was steadfast in her religion, forsaking everything in her belief. We used to tease her rotten by asking her if she had ever thought of the possibility that when she died; she, her fellow believers, along with all the other strands of religion, were absolutely wrong!
She used to go ballistic!
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