25 Nov 2015

“How to Talk to Your Pansy Marxist Nephew at Thanksgiving”

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BarackHomeboy

Advice on family differences from Uncle Strickland:

This kid, my nephew, will never admit to being a communist, it’s always this “moderate independent” crap. But his Facebook feed is full of Bernie Sandinista, if you know what I mean, and he recently tweeted some gibberish about riding the bus in Czechoslovakia and identifying as a “human being” instead of what he is, an American. He’s been a “student” at some Ivy League circlejerk for the better part of a decade. I think he’s 29, who the hell even cares? If he’s the future, this country’s digging its own grave and I’m glad I won’t be there when it finally kicks the bucket.

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Paul Kerpash

Sadly, there are too many douchebags like this in the world today.



David Henry

Hilarious sendup of the Trump-spouting, douchebag uncle who always ends up spoiling family gatherings before thankfully passing out face down in the stuffing.



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Mr. Direwolf

We live in Texas, so pansy Marxist nephew who won’t STFU gets to sit with the toddlers, spewing his nonsense about a “reimagined Hillary presidency over this last, like, sad year of Trump” until the toddlers get enough and tell him to STFU.



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