28 Oct 2016

Bad News for The Donald!

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NewsThump reports: Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six Horcruxes.

Stabbing a copy of The Art Of The Deal with a Basilisk’s tooth is the next step to eliminating Donald Trump, according to experts this morning.

Donald Trump howled in agony and demanded a flask of serpent’s milk to help him recover some strength after the destruction of his first Horcrux on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame yesterday.

Trump, whose unusually-styled hair is believed to hide a face on the back of his head, is understood to have concealed fragments of his soul in multiple receptacles in an attempt to protect himself from defeat in the forthcoming election….

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Scullman

Clinton under investigation AGAIN by the FBI with eleven days to go.

So sorry to ruin your weekend :)

Got any more sophomoric cartoons?



Bunny



RICK

The election should be a foregone conclusion based only on Clinton’s position on the 2A. That alone, mind you.



JKB

Let’s not mention the African-American homeless woman beaten by Clinton supporter while trying to protect the star



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