Category Archive 'Star Wars'
02 Feb 2012

Second VW Superbowl Commercial

Entertaining Commercials, Star Wars

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The good part is the surprise sequel.

Hat tip to Jose Guardia.

19 Jan 2012

2012 VW Superbowl Commercial: “The Bark Side”

Dogs, Entertaining Commercials, Star Wars

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23 Oct 2011

The 99%

Nerd News, Occupy Wall Street, Star Wars

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30 Sep 2011

Regrets

Nerd News, Star Wars

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31 Aug 2011

Still Messing With Success

Nerd News, Star Wars

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Jim Geraghty in his morning email informs us that Gary Lucas has not learned to leave well enough alone.

If you were thinking, “Well, at least George Lucas has stopped messing around with the one work of film he got right the first time, and that he could never ruin through gratuitous edits and silly changes,” well, you were wrong.

Lord!

01 May 2011

If Jean-Paul Sartre Had Collaborated With Gary Lucas…

Amusement, Existentialism, Nerd News, Parody, Star Wars

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12 Apr 2011

Bad Little Girl

Amusement, Nerd News, Star Wars

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One recent day at Disneyland….

Hat tip to Leah Libresco.

27 Oct 2010

Which Size Wave is Approaching?

2010 Election, Politics, Star Wars

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National Review Campaign Spot blogger Jim Geraghty interviews the Jedi master who trained Karl Rove: political mastermind Obi-Wan Kenobi.


Obi-Wan: First, THE FADING-GOP WAVE SCENARIO: This one is easy. If the generic GOP lead starts to fade and this continues through the weekend to a few points or nearly even on Election Day, then the GOP makes gains in the House but fails to take control, and gains three or four in the Senate. (With disappointments in places like Pennsylvania, Colorado, California and maybe Nevada.)

Second, THE OKAY WAVE SCENARIO: Polling stays about where it is — with strong generic GOP lead (5 to 9 percentage points or more) as GOP leads in many Senate races stay roughly the same; in places like Washington, California, and Connecticut, Democrat candidates either break 50 percent or keep a steady gap or widen it. Still, a wave election, with House gains of up to 50 or 60. But GOP fails at Senate control by two to four seats, which shows that (1) to some extent the Democrats’ strategy of individualizing Senate races with harsh negative attacks worked or (2) voters just chose to channel their anger at the Obama administration in their House voting but were discriminating – picking and choosing — in the Senate races.

Third, THE HAPPY-TIMES WAVE SCENARIO: Polling stays about where it is — with strong generic GOP lead between 5 and 9 and GOP Senate candidates in Washington, California, and Connecticut still within reach (6 to 9 points down). There you would see House gains of up to 50 or 60 or a bit beyond, and it’s a wave election that really does lift all boats and the GOP takes the Senate by a vote or two.

Fourth, THE SUPERWAVE: House gains of 60 to 90, even beyond. Senate races carried along as GOP ends up with three- or four-vote margin in Senate. ...

Jim: You sound like you think the Superwave is upon us.

Obi-Wan: See, there you go getting pushy again. How can you predict something that hasn’t happened before?

Hat tip to George Smiley.

12 Aug 2010

Jedi Knights: Libertarians, Socialists, or Centrists

Nerd News, Politics, Star Wars

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Max Fisher, Jesse Klein, and Daniel Dresner debate this burning issue in the Atlantic.

Despite some confusion resulting from George Lucas’s muddled Californian sensibilities, I think it is quite clear in the original Star Wars (1977) that the rebellion was in defense of a senatorial republic overthrown by an evil Emperor, and that the disorders used as an excuse for the tyrant’s seizure of power were occasioned by resistance to government measures being employed to enforce trade guild monopolies upon outlying planets.

Fighting to restore limited government and free trade ought to make the Jedi libertarians. Though I do admit that all that mystical Force talk does make it seem like California is their home planet.

11 Aug 2010

Lord Vader’s New Mount

Chipmunk, Natural History, Nerd News, Star Wars

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Not a hoax. Jesus Diaz at Gizmodo proves it can be done (for the right quantity of nuts).

Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.

27 Jun 2010

Adidas Star Wars Commercial

Entertaining Commercials, Nerd News, Star Wars

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Adidas made a rather amusing commercial using a re-edit of Star Wars bar scene.

This is the longer 2:10 version video, adding David Beckham, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Franz Beckenbauer, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, Ciara, Jay Baruchel, DJ Neil Armstrong (most of whom I have no knowledge of). I’ve seen a much shorter version on ESPN.

Poor Greedo.

08 Nov 2009

“This Is How Liberty Dies…”

Health Care Reform, Star Wars

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“to thunderous applause.” Two video clips via the BlogProf.

11 Mar 2009

Not What You Were Looking For

Barack Obama, Federal Deficit, Federal Spending, Humor, Motivation Posters, Star Wars

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Hat tip to Robert Breedlove.

12 Jun 2008

The Empire Strikes Barack

2008 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Humor, Star Wars, Videos

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The Clinton-Obama nomination battle viewed from a Star Wars perspective.

4:59 video

21 Feb 2008

Navy Missile Hits Falling Satellite

ABM, Star Wars, US Navy, Weapons Systems

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AP:


A missile launched from a Navy ship successfully struck a dying U.S. spy satellite passing 130 miles over the Pacific on Wednesday, a defense official said. Full details were not immediately available.

It happened just after 10:30 p.m. EST.

Two officials said the missile was launched successfully. One official, who is close to the process, said it hit the target. He said details on the results were not immediately known.

The goal in this first-of-its-kind mission for the Navy was not just to hit the satellite but to obliterate a tank aboard the spacecraft carrying 1,000 pounds of a toxic fuel called hydrazine. ...

Officials said it might take a day or longer to know for sure if the toxic fuel was blown up.

If Navy missiles can hit falling satellites, they can probably also hit descending ICBMs. Anybody else remember all the derisive hoots from the liberals about the absolute impossibility of developing a missile defense system? “Star Wars,” the establishment media labeled Ronald Reagan’s proposal derisively.

Well, today, it’s here, and it clearly works. So much for the wisdom of the liberals.

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