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	<title>Never Yet Melted &#187; Ninja</title>
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	<description>The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. -- D.H. Lawrence</description>
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		<title>The Ninja Educational System Elucidated</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Martial Arts]]></category>
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		<title>Ahead of Its Time: the Ninja Glock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Rob Curtis, at Military Times Gear Scout: &#8220;This is one of those behind-the-curtain products that only the most elite force mods get to see.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>From <a href="http://militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscout/2011/06/09/the-ninja-glock-revealed/">Rob Curtis</a>, at Military Times Gear Scout: &#8220;This is one of those behind-the-curtain products that only the most elite force mods get to see.&#8221;</p>

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		<title>Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Undetected</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/01/24/ninja-parade-slips-by-town-undetected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 14:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Spartan Versus Ninja</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/04/25/spartan-versus-ninja/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[6:39 video Hat tip to Right Wing News.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>6:39 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfNaBZUq91M">video</a></p>

	<p>Hat tip to Right Wing News.</p>
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		<title>Always Be Ready For Ninja Attack!</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2008/07/01/always-be-ready-for-ninja-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barnegat, NJ public schools were recently locked down after someone sighted a ninja in the woods. You can&#8217;t be too careful. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Hat tip to Tom Helm.]]></description>
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	<p>Barnegat, NJ public schools were recently <a href="http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Fake_Ninja.html">locked down</a> after someone sighted a ninja in the woods.</p>

	<p>You can&#8217;t be too careful.<br />
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Hat tip to Tom Helm.</p>
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