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	<title>Never Yet Melted &#187; Scrappleface</title>
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	<description>The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. -- D.H. Lawrence</description>
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		<title>Third in a Series</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scrappleface reports that, while waiting for the inauguration, Barack Obama is working on another memoir. This one will chronicle his days in the Senate. According to a news release from the publisher, the memoir entitled 143 Days That Shaped a Nation: The Senate Career of Barack Obama, &#8220;is third in a series of biennial Obama [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=3198">Scrappleface</a> reports that, while waiting for the inauguration, Barack Obama is working on another memoir. This one will chronicle his days in the Senate.</p>

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According to a news release from the publisher, the memoir entitled <strong>143 Days That Shaped a Nation: The Senate Career of Barack Obama</strong>, &#8220;is third in a series of biennial Obama memoirs and promises a behind-the-scenes look at the inner workings of the senate from an outsider&#8217;s perspective, along with personal anecdotes about senate colleagues whom Sen. Obama occasionally met, or heard about.&#8221;</p>

	<p>&#8220;When you have served as long as I have,&#8221; said Mr. Obama, &#8220;I think you have an obligation to pass on some of that wisdom that comes from your experience for the benefit of the people of the world.&#8221;</p>

	<p>Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich must now choose a replacement who has experience comparable with Sen. Obama&#8217;s &#8212; a daunting task, the governor said, &#8220;when you realize that whomever I pick as junior senator might be just one great speech away from the Democrat presidential nomination.&#8221;</blockquote></p>


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		<title>Because of Iraq II</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The democrats made a political ad, titled Because of Iraq, featuring Retired General Wesley Clark. And the inimitable Scott Ott replies with Because of Iraq II.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The democrats made a political ad, titled <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfkqC_etID8">Because of Iraq</a>, featuring Retired General Wesley Clark.</p>

	<p>And the inimitable Scott Ott replies with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfQnJqkAydM">Because of Iraq II</a>.</p>
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