<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Never Yet Melted &#187; Television</title>
	<atom:link href="http://neveryetmelted.com/categories/television/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://neveryetmelted.com</link>
	<description>The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. -- D.H. Lawrence</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:55:51 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Spectacular Photos</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2012/01/04/spectacular-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2012/01/04/spectacular-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BBC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ethnography]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Human Planet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=15882</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eagle Falconry, Altai Mountains, Mongolia This 7:28 trailer for Human Planet, a BBC Ethnographic Travelogue series scheduled to begin broadcasting in March, has some striking images. Photographer Timothy Allen did the voice-over.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/HumanPlanet.jpg"><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/HumanPlanet.jpg" alt="" title="HumanPlanet" width="375" height="218" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15883" /></a><br />
<strong>Eagle Falconry, Altai Mountains, Mongolia</strong></p>

	<p>This 7:28 <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12618167">trailer</a> for Human Planet, a <span class="caps">BBC </span>Ethnographic Travelogue series scheduled to begin broadcasting in March, has some striking images. Photographer Timothy Allen did the voice-over.</p>

 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2012/01/04/spectacular-photos/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Have No Explanation</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/20/i-have-no-explanation/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/20/i-have-no-explanation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blue Ridge Hunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox Hunting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=15682</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As to how it happens that our own Blue Ridge Hunt was recently filmed hunting at Persimmon Hill by a Korean NBC station for its news coverage. Principals featured included: retired Huntsman Chris Howells (releasing the hounds from the hounds truck), MFH Linda Armbrust and Huntsman Dennis Downing (both briefly commenting), and Charlie (dashing gallantly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://imnews.imbc.com/mpeople/correspondent/wreport/2981409_6575.html"><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/BRHKorea.jpg" alt="" title="BRHKorea" width="375" height="211" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15684" /></a></p>

	<p>As to how it happens that our own Blue Ridge Hunt was recently filmed hunting at Persimmon Hill by a Korean <span class="caps">NBC</span> station for its news coverage.  Principals featured included: retired Huntsman Chris Howells (releasing the hounds from the hounds truck), <span class="caps">MFH </span>Linda Armbrust and Huntsman Dennis Downing (both briefly commenting), and Charlie (dashing gallantly through the countryside).</p>

	<p>1:49 <a href="http://imnews.imbc.com/mpeople/correspondent/wreport/2981409_6575.html">video</a></p>


 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/20/i-have-no-explanation/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mythbusters Hit Homes With Cannonball</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/07/mythbusters-hit-homes-with-cannonball/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/07/mythbusters-hit-homes-with-cannonball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Accidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Artillery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mythbusters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=15520</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Television&#8217;s Mythbusters had one of their experiments, apparently testing the velocity or the penetrating ability of a cannonball, go severely wrong. The projectile, intended to penetrate multiple barrels of water and a cinderblock then wind up buried in a hillside on an army base southeast of Oakland, instead sailed over the Diablo foothills and went [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Television&#8217;s Mythbusters had one of their experiments, apparently testing the velocity or the penetrating ability of a cannonball, go severely wrong.  The projectile, intended to penetrate multiple barrels of water and a cinderblock then wind up buried in a hillside on an army base southeast of Oakland, instead sailed over the Diablo foothills and went right into the suburbs.</p>

	<p>The misaimed cannonball went straight through the front door and the interior and exterior walls of one house in Dublin, California, then flew across a busy highway (luckily missing the passing cars), and took out the slate roof of a second house 50 yards away before coming to rest in a third family&#8217;s minivan.</p>

	<p>I bet that program&#8217;s insurance will be markedly more costly next season.</p>


	<p><script type='text/javascript' src='http://video.losangeles.cbslocal.com/global/video/videoplayer.js?rnd=508914;hostDomain=video.losangeles.cbslocal.com;playerWidth=375;playerHeight=282;isShowIcon=true;clipId=6524008;flvUri=;partnerclipid=;adTag=News;advertisingZone=CBS.LA%252Fworldnowplayer;enableAds=true;landingPage=;islandingPageoverride=false;playerType=STANDARD_EMBEDDEDscript;controlsType=fixed'></script></p>

	<p><a href="http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/12/06/tv-experiment-goes-awry-sends-cannonball-rocketing-through-homes/"><span class="caps">CBSLA</span></a><br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
<a href="http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/kaaboom_an_errant_cannonb.php">Vanderleun</a> offers maps.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/12/07/mythbusters-hit-homes-with-cannonball/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Andy Rooney (January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011)</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/11/05/andy-rooney-january-14-1919-%e2%80%93-november-4-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/11/05/andy-rooney-january-14-1919-%e2%80%93-november-4-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 01:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CBS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Rooney]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=15243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy Rooney was old, but he could effectively argue the superiority of his old manual typewriter over those newfangled personal computers that replaced them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Andy Rooney was old, but he could effectively argue the superiority of his old manual typewriter over those newfangled personal computers that replaced them.</p>

	<p><iframe width="375" height="281" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g1PO7nyyLn0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/11/05/andy-rooney-january-14-1919-%e2%80%93-november-4-2011/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Significance of Pop Culture</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/03/01/the-significance-of-pop-culture/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/03/01/the-significance-of-pop-culture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comic Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Firefly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerd News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angry Birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carl Barks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald Duck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scrooge McDuck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=12507</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scrooge McDuck and his nephew Donald were responsible for some pretty impressive cultural contributions. Hat tip to Jose Guardia. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- According to Jay Black, Nathan Fillion is television&#8217;s Martin Luther. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; When the alien invaders arrive...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Scrooge McDuck and his nephew Donald were responsible for some pretty impressive <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_19021_5-amazing-things-invented-by-donald-duck-seriously.html">cultural contributions</a>.</p>


	<p>Hat tip to <a href="http://barcepundit-english.blogspot.com/2011/03/seriously-5-amazing-things-invented-by.html?utm_source=feedburner&#38;utm_medium=twitter&#38;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Barcepunditenglish+%28Barcepundit++%28English+edition%29%29&#38;utm_content=Twitter">Jose Guardia</a>.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>

	<p>According to <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/02/22/firefly-fillion-fans-and-the-future/">Jay Black</a>, Nathan Fillion is television&#8217;s Martin Luther.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
When the <a href="http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2604">alien invaders arrive</a>...</p>



 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2011/03/01/the-significance-of-pop-culture/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cognitive Surplus</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/06/22/cognitive-surplus/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/06/22/cognitive-surplus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clay Shirky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Cognitive Surplus"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Change]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=10070</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Clay Shirky, in a new book titled Cognitive Surplus, maintains that the post-WWII age of suburbanization was one of those eras of abrupt, dislocating social change which left Americans morose and seeking for self-medication just like 18th century Englishmen driven by economic change from the countryside to the city. They used gin, a new, potent [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Television.jpg" alt="" /></p>

	<p>Clay Shirky, in a new book titled <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594202532?ie=UTF8&#38;tag=websiteofdavi-20&#38;linkCode=xm2&#38;camp=1789&#38;creativeASIN=1594202532">Cognitive Surplus</a>, maintains that the post-WWII age of suburbanization was one of those eras of abrupt, dislocating social change which left Americans morose and seeking for self-medication just like 18th century Englishmen driven by economic change from the countryside to the city.</p>

	<p>They used gin, a new, potent yet  inexpensive distilled spirit, whose method of production had arrived from Holland as part of the the fashionable baggage accompanying William and Mary.  Americans used television.</p>

	<p>Shirky contends that the Internet is bringing about the end of the age of self-narcotization via sitcoms and game shows. Leisure time sucked down the television time sink, the cognitive surplus simply wasted previously, will instead be transferred to more useful and communitarian activities (like writing Wikipedia entries and blogging) and a wonderful new era of transparency, creativity, and productivity will bloom.</p>

	<p>Hmm. I wonder if he has ever heard of World of Warcraft.</p>

	<p>Barnes &#38; Noble <a href="http://bnreview.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Reviews-Essays/Cognitive-Surplus/ba-p/2733">review</a>.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>

	<p><a href="http://scienceblogs.com/cortex/2010/06/cognitive_surplus.php?utm_source=feedburner&#38;utm_medium=feed&#38;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+scienceblogs%2FwDAM+%28The+Frontal+Cortex%29&#38;utm_content=Google+Reader">Jonah Leher</a> brings formidable Friedrich Nietzsche to television&#8217;s defense.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
I would disagree. In some peculiar way, if I hadn&#8217;t watched and re-watched The Sopranos then this sentence wouldn&#8217;t exist. (And I would have missed out on many interesting, intelligent conversations&#8230;) The larger point, I guess, is that before we can produce anything meaningful, we need to consume and absorb, and think about what we&#8217;ve consumed and absorbed. That&#8217;s why Nietzsche, in Thus Spoke Zarathustra, said we must become a camel (drinking up everything) before we can become a lion, and properly rebel against the strictures of society.</blockquote></p>



	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/GinLane.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>William Hogarth, <em>Gin Lane</em>, Engraving, 1751</strong></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/06/22/cognitive-surplus/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;I Leave the Field of Ideas to Doctor Schweitzer and Doctor Zhivago&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/21/i-leave-the-field-of-ideas-to-doctor-schweitzer-and-doctor-zhivago/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/21/i-leave-the-field-of-ideas-to-doctor-schweitzer-and-doctor-zhivago/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 14:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Lolita"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ABC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lionel Trilling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vladimir Nabokov]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Close-up!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=9782</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Vladimir Nabokov From the history of American television: In the 1950&#8217;s ABC television Close-up! documentary series, John Daly interviews Vladimir Nabokov and Lionel Trilling, pt. 1&#8212;5:41 video&#8212;pt. 2 5:51 video Nabokov lispingly delivers dismissive apothegms in an effete and frivolous style inevitably reminding one of Anthony Blanche, while Trilling is earnest, grave, serious, and sometimes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Nabokov.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Vladimir Nabokov</strong></p>


	<p>From the history of American television:</p>

	<p>In the 1950&#8217;s <span class="caps">ABC</span> television Close-up! documentary series, John Daly interviews Vladimir Nabokov and Lionel Trilling, pt. 1&#8212;5:41 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldpj_5JNFoA">video</a>&#8212;pt. 2 5:51 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wcB4RPasE&#38;NR=1">video</a></p>



	<p>Nabokov lispingly delivers dismissive apothegms in an effete and frivolous style inevitably reminding one of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Blanche">Anthony Blanche</a>, while Trilling is earnest, grave, serious, and sometimes just a bit obsequious.</p>

	<p>Great lines:</p>

	<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to touch hearts, and I don&#8217;t even want to affect minds very much.  What I want to produce is really that little sob in the spine of the artist reader. I leave the field of ideas to Doctor Schweitzer and Doctor Zhivago.&#8221;</p>

	<p>&#8220;It was fun to breed her in my laboratory,&#8221; says Vladimir Nabokov of Lolita.</p>

	<p>Hat tip to <a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=13756">Cynical-C</a> via <a href="http://www.libertasfilmmagazine.com/the-1950s-baby-boomer-propaganda/">David Ross</a>.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/21/i-leave-the-field-of-ideas-to-doctor-schweitzer-and-doctor-zhivago/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Down With Steve Baldwin, Up With Joss Whedon</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/10/down-with-steve-baldwin-up-with-joss-wheedon/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/10/down-with-steve-baldwin-up-with-joss-wheedon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 12:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joss Whedon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerd News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=9690</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what those two guys have to do with one another, but the video is amusing, Karen and I both like Joss Whedon&#8217;s shows (Dollhouse not so much), and I tend to feel a personal responsibility in blogging to include as much Glenn Reynolds-friendly libertarian nerd culture material as possible. Besides, when I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I&#8217;m not sure what those two guys have to do with one another, but the video is amusing, Karen and I both like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joss_Whedon">Joss Whedon</a>&#8217;s shows (Dollhouse not so much), and I tend to feel a personal responsibility in blogging to include as much Glenn Reynolds-friendly libertarian nerd culture material as possible. Besides, when I blog it, that means I don&#8217;t have to email it to friends.</p>

	<p>2:10 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKNqc3a9Xqs&#38;feature=player_embedded">video</a></p>

	<p><a href="http://whedonesque.com/">Whedonesque</a>&#8212;key Whedon fan-site providing information on new Whedon programming and a lot more than I want to know.</p>

	<p>Hat tip to <a href="http://demonpuppy.blogspot.com/2010/05/save-joss-wedon.html">Brett</a> via Karen L. Myers.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/05/10/down-with-steve-baldwin-up-with-joss-wheedon/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;The Dark, Dark Hours&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/04/21/the-dark-dark-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/04/21/the-dark-dark-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[1950s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Dean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La Plus Ca Change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ronald Reagan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Den]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=9528</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ronald Reagan takes on James Dean in 6:03 video highlights from 1954 GE Home Theater drama &#8220;The Dark, Dark Hours.&#8221; Appropriately enough, Ronald Reagan is a physician defending decency, home, and family. James Dean (who would get killed in an accident with his Porsche 550 Spyder a little over nine months later) plays a youthful [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Ronald Reagan takes on James Dean in 6:03 <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/04/ronald-reagan-and-james-dean-rare-video-from-1954/39238/">video</a> highlights from 1954 <span class="caps">GE </span>Home Theater drama &#8220;The Dark, Dark Hours.&#8221;</p>

	<p>Appropriately enough, Ronald Reagan is a physician defending decency, home, and family.  James Dean (who would get killed in an accident with his Porsche 550 Spyder a little over nine months later) plays a youthful criminal.  1950s criminality is represented as childishly impulsive, weak, neurotically insecure, and determined to express a transgressive subcultural identity by the use of hipster slang and a loud musical background of progressive jazz.  The same dramatization would not be much different today in most respects. The criminal youth, of course, wouldn&#8217;t be white and blond. The music wouldn&#8217;t be jazz and the modernist patois would be different, but the same kind of childishness and the same sort of futile attempt to obtain respect through violence would work exactly the same way in an updated version just fine.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/04/21/the-dark-dark-hours/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Parody News Report</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/02/08/parody-news-report/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/02/08/parody-news-report/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=8832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This parody perfectly captures the preferred format of a television news report. 2:04 video Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>This parody perfectly captures the preferred format of a television news report.</p>

	<p>2:04 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVTUdfcEMg&#38;feature=player_embedded">video</a></p>

	<p>Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/02/08/parody-news-report/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Who&#8217;s Winning the Ratings War?</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/whos-winning-the-ratings-war/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/whos-winning-the-ratings-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Mainstream Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox News Conversions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ratings]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=8636</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CABLE NEWS RACE TUES. JAN. 19, 2010 ELECTION NIGHT FOXNEWS HANNITY 6,809,000 FOXNEWS GRETA 6,399,000 FOXNEWS O&#8217;REILLY 5,228,000 FOXNEWS BECK 3,446,000 FOXNEWS BAIER 3,338,000 FOXNEWS SHEP 3,241,000 CNN KING 1,681,000 CNN COOPER 1,508,000 CNN BROWN 1,308,000 MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,274,000 MSNBC MADDOW 1,236,000 CNN BLITZER 1,135,000 CNNHN BEHAR 845,000 MSNBC HARDBALL 798,000]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><strong><span class="caps">CABLE NEWS RACE</span><br />
TUES. <span class="caps">JAN</span>. 19, 2010<br />
<span class="caps">ELECTION NIGHT</span></p>

	<p>FOXNEWS <span class="caps">HANNITY 6</span>,809,000<br />
<span class="caps">FOXNEWS GRETA 6</span>,399,000<br />
<span class="caps">FOXNEWS O</span>&#8217;REILLY 5,228,000<br />
<span class="caps">FOXNEWS BECK 3</span>,446,000<br />
<span class="caps">FOXNEWS BAIER 3</span>,338,000<br />
<span class="caps">FOXNEWS SHEP 3</span>,241,000<br />
<span class="caps">CNN KING 1</span>,681,000<br />
<span class="caps">CNN COOPER 1</span>,508,000<br />
<span class="caps">CNN BROWN 1</span>,308,000<br />
<span class="caps">MSNBC OLBERMANN 1</span>,274,000<br />
<span class="caps">MSNBC MADDOW 1</span>,236,000<br />
<span class="caps">CNN BLITZER 1</span>,135,000<br />
<span class="caps">CNNHN BEHAR 845</span>,000<br />
<span class="caps">MSNBC HARDBALL 798</span>,000 </strong></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/whos-winning-the-ratings-war/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Major Severance Package</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/major-severance-package/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/major-severance-package/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NBC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=8628</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I never watch late night talk shows, so I couldn&#8217;t possibly understand why NBC is paying Conan O&#8217;Brien and his staff $44 million to leave. Maybe it was what Nancy DeWolf Smith described as his &#8220;part Peter Pan, part Chucky doll&#8221; shtick that makes his removal worth that kind of money.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Chucky.jpg" alt="" /></p>

	<p>I never watch late night talk shows, so I couldn&#8217;t possibly understand why <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703699204575016514111492610.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_MIDDLTopStories"><span class="caps">NBC</span> is paying</a> Conan O&#8217;Brien and his staff $44 million to leave. Maybe it was what Nancy DeWolf Smith described as his &#8220;<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704281204575002890564304602.html">part Peter Pan, part Chucky doll</a>&#8221; shtick that makes his removal worth that kind of money.</p>




 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/21/major-severance-package/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Monday, January 11, 2010</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/11/monday-january-11-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/11/monday-january-11-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metropolitan Museum of Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saudi Arabia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Elect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Intelligentsia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Law]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[US Constitution]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Lost"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Constitution]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mecca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metropolitian Museum of Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mosques]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=8493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The courage of the elite: Metropolitan Museum prudentially removes images of Mohammed and renames Islamic Galleries. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; High rise buildings in Mecca make it evident that roughly 200 mosques are pointing in the wrong direction. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Crime pays in Norway.. Foreigners qualify for welfare after a year in jail. If they serve three years, they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The courage of the elite: <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/jihad_jitters_at_met_76yj3VNUy4hcRAnhOcPCHP">Metropolitan Museum prudentially removes images of Mohammed</a> and renames Islamic Galleries.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
High rise buildings in Mecca make it evident that roughly <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7984556.stm">200 mosques are pointing in the wrong direction</a>.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
<a href="http://frontpagemag.com/2010/01/08/criminality-as-a-career-path-by-rita-karlsen/">Crime pays in Norway</a>.. Foreigners qualify for welfare after a year in jail. If they serve three years, they get health benefits and qualify for old age pension. Hat tip to the <a href="http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/13327-Monday-morning-links.html">News Junkie</a>.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>

	<p>Lawsuit begins in California federal court contending that the <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/11/groundbreaking-gay-marriage-trial-starts-in-calif/"><span class="caps">US </span>Constitution mandates Gay Marriage.</a> Wouldn&#8217;t <a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_wrote_the_US_Constitution">Gouverneur Morris</a> be surprised?<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Obama <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/01/11/2010-01-11_obama_backs_down_will_not_replace_feb_2_premiere_of_lost_with_state_of_the_union.html">postpones State of the Union address</a> in order to avoid preempting season opener of Lost.</p>


 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2010/01/11/monday-january-11-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>V = O</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/11/04/v-o/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/11/04/v-o/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["V"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morena Baccarin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=7663</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Chicago Tribune gleefully welcomes a new primetime Sci Fi drama which premiered on ABC last night. One of the principal aliens is played by Morena Baccarin, who was the beautiful courtesan in Firefly/Serenity. The new show&#8217;s plot features some amusing parallels to reality. Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/V.jpg" alt="" /></p>

	<p>The <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-tc-tvcolumn-v-1102-1103nov03,0,7062976.story">Chicago Tribune</a> gleefully welcomes a new primetime Sci Fi drama which premiered on <span class="caps">ABC</span> last night. One of the principal aliens is played by Morena Baccarin, who was the beautiful courtesan in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inara_Serra#Inara_Serra">Firefly/Serenity</a>.</p>

	<p>The new show&#8217;s plot features some amusing parallels to reality.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic new leader arrives virtually out of nowhere. He offers a message of hope and reconciliation based on compromise and promises to marshal technology for a better future that will include universal health care.</p>

	<p>The news media swoons in admiration&#8212;one simpering anchorman even shouts at a reporter who asks a tough question: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you show some respect?!&#8221; The public is likewise smitten, except for a few nut cases who circulate batty rumors on the Internet about the leader&#8217;s origins and intentions. The leader, undismayed, offers assurances that are soothing, if also just a tiny bit condescending: &#8220;Embracing change is never easy.&#8221;</p>

	<p>So, does that sound like anyone you know? Oh, wait&#8212;did I mention the leader is secretly a totalitarian space lizard who&#8217;s come here to eat us?</p>

	<p>Welcome to <span class="caps">ABC</span>&#8217;s &#8220;V,&#8221; the most fascinating and bound to be the most controversial new show of the fall television season. Nominally a rousing sci-fi space opera about alien invaders bent on the conquest (and digestion) of all humanity, it&#8217;s also a barbed commentary on Obamamania that will infuriate the president&#8217;s supporters and delight his detractors. ...</p>

	<p>The aliens&#8212;who become known as V&#8217;s, for visitors&#8212;quickly enthrall their wide-eyed human hosts.</p>

	<p>A handful of dissidents hold out against the rapturous reception given the V&#8217;s. Some are simply uneasy, such as the youthful priest Father Jack (Joel Gretsch, &#8220;The 4400&#8221;), who sharply criticizes the Vatican&#8217;s embrace of the V&#8217;s as divine creations: &#8220;Rattlesnakes are God&#8217;s creatures too.&#8221;</blockquote></p>


 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/11/04/v-o/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kseniya Simonova, Sand Artist</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/09/21/kseniya-simonova-sand-artist/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/09/21/kseniya-simonova-sand-artist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ukraine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kseniya Simonova]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=7177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[24-year-old Kseniya Simonova moved the audience of the Ukraine&#8217;s Got Talent (Україна має талант) television program to tears with her sand painting depicting the impact of the German Invasion during WWII on the lives of ordinary Ukrainians. She won the competition, and the YouTube video of her performance has attracted more than 2 million viewers. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>24-year-old Kseniya Simonova moved the audience of the Ukraine&#8217;s Got Talent (Україна має талант) television program to tears with her sand painting depicting the impact of the German Invasion during <span class="caps">WWII</span> on the lives of ordinary Ukrainians.  She won the competition, and the YouTube video of her performance has attracted more than 2 million viewers.</p>

	<p>8:33 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo&#38;feature=fvst">video</a></p>

	<p>The <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6208721/Sand-artist-Kseniya-Simonova-winner-of-Ukraines-Got-Talent-becomes-internet-hit.html"><br />
Telegraph</a> explains the story of the animation.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/09/21/kseniya-simonova-sand-artist/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Lileks Destroys Letterman</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/06/14/lileks-destroys-letterman/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/06/14/lileks-destroys-letterman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Letterman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Likeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=6058</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The most devastating response to David Letterman&#8217;s joke attacking Sarah Palin&#8217;s daughter comes from the inimitable James Lileks who does to Letterman approximately what Rome did to Carthage. [I]t must be funny, because David is funny and hip. Right? Or maybe not; maybe he&#8217;s actually a brackish, hermetically-souled guy who&#8217;s spend the last twenty years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The most devastating response to David Letterman&#8217;s <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/article/650501">joke</a> attacking Sarah Palin&#8217;s daughter comes from the inimitable <a href="http://lileks.com/bleat/?p=2542">James Lileks</a> who does to Letterman approximately what Rome did to Carthage.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
[I]t must be funny, because David is funny and hip. Right? Or maybe not; maybe he&#8217;s actually a brackish, hermetically-souled guy who&#8217;s spend the last twenty years going from table to table with a giant wooden grinder, asking anyone if they want some fresh-ground scorn with that. Say when. Or maybe he&#8217;s about as edgy as a soccer ball, and exists only to remind people they were Edgy once, and hence must be ever-blessed with the gift of Wryness and Irony. With those shields we can never grow old, you know. We&#8217;ll always be as sharp and perceptive as we were when we were sitting on a cast-off sofa in college, working through a midweek buzz, happily fellated by the preconceptions the TV so charitably provided. ...</p>

	<p>What&#8217;s amusing is how unamusing he is in the clip. How sour he seems. Compare him to his predecessors: Carson was all midwestern charm, with unreadable yet mannerly reserve; Steve Allen was almost as smart as he was certain you thought he must be, but he was cheerful; Parr was a nattering nutball covered with a rich creamy nougat of ego, but he was engaging. Letterman is empty; he&#8217;s inert; he stands for nothing except disdain for people foolish enough to stand for anything &#8211; aside from rote obesciance to all the things Decent People stand for, of course, all those shopworn assumptions passed around in the bubble.</p>

	<p>This posture was fresh in &#8217;80; it even had energy. But it paralyzes the heart after a while. You end up an <span class="caps">SOB</span> who shows up at the end of the night to reassure that nothing matters.  I think  he may have invented the posture of Nerd Cool, an aspect so familiar to anyone who reads message boards &#8211; the skill at deflating enthusiasm, puncturing passion with a hatpin lobbed from a safe distance. The instinctive unease  with the wet messy energy of actual people.</p>

	<p>Yes, reading too much into it. Really, it&#8217;s just a rote slam: If your mother is a loathed politician, and your older sister gets pregnant, famous old men can make jokes about you being knocked up by rich baseball players, and there&#8217;s nothing you can do. That&#8217;s the culture: a flat, dead-eyed, square-headed old man who&#8217;ll go back to the writers and ask for more Palin-daughter knocked-up jokes, because that one went over well. Other children he won&#8217;t touch, but not because he&#8217;s decent. It&#8217;s because he&#8217;s a coward.</p>

	<p>Oh, one more thing: it&#8217;s okay for David to say that because someone said something else about someone, and since I didn&#8217;t write about that, I&#8217;m a hypocrite. Just so we&#8217;re clear. </blockquote></p>



 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/06/14/lileks-destroys-letterman/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Car Skeet With Jeremy Clarkson</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/04/12/car-skeet-with-jeremy-clarkson/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/04/12/car-skeet-with-jeremy-clarkson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automobiles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Clarkson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top Gear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[British Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Car Skeet video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=5515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[British TV program Top Gear&#8217;s Jeremy Clarkson decided that clay targets were too small and too boring. 4:32 video Hat tip to Henry Bernatonis.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>British TV program <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_(2002_TV_series)">Top Gear</a>&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson">Jeremy Clarkson</a> decided that clay targets were too small and too boring.</p>

	<p>4:32 <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8917730350468263249">video</a></p>

	<p>Hat tip to Henry Bernatonis.</p>


 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/04/12/car-skeet-with-jeremy-clarkson/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Patrick McGoohan, March 19, 1928 – January 13, 2009</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/15/patrick-mcgoohan-march-19-1928-%e2%80%93-january-13-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/15/patrick-mcgoohan-march-19-1928-%e2%80%93-january-13-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obituaries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick McGoohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Prisoner]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/index.php/patrick-mcgoohan-march-19-1928-%e2%80%93-january-13-2009/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Patrick Joseph McGoohan was born in Queens of Irish parentage, but raised in Ireland and England, where he attended Ratcliffe College, a Roman Catholic public school boasting the architecture of Pugin, in Leicestershire, where, according to Wikipedia, he excelled at mathematics and boxing. McGoohan was perfect for the role of British secret agent, having intellectual [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14eUKogPF7s"><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/McGoohan.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>

	<p>Patrick Joseph McGoohan was born in Queens of Irish parentage, but raised in Ireland and England, where he attended <a href="http://www.ratcliffecollege.com/">Ratcliffe College</a>, a Roman Catholic public school boasting the architecture of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_Welby_Northmore_Pugin">Pugin</a>, in Leicestershire, where, according to Wikipedia, he excelled at mathematics and boxing.</p>

	<p>McGoohan was perfect for the role of British secret agent, having intellectual good looks, a natural aptitude for conveying the impression of competence and intensity of will, and possessing a distinctly<a href="http://visualwikipedia.com/en/U_and_non-U_English"> U accent</a>.</p>

	<p>He might have been far more famous as an actor, but he turned down the roles of James Bond and the Saint back in the 1960s, just as he turned down the roles of Gandalf and Dumbledore more recently.</p>

	<p>He will be remembered for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner">The Prisoner</a> (1967-68), which he produced, wrote, and starred in, and frequently directed.  The series flopped in Britain, but proved in hit in France and the United States producing its own cult following.  The Prisoner was revolutionary television, operating at a wholly unprecedented level of surrealism, metaphor, and sophistication, and scarcely equaled since as a vehicle of ideas.</p>

	<p>2:58 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14eUKogPF7s">video</a></p>

	<p><a href="http://varifrank.com/archives/2009/01/honor_you_shoul.php">Varifrank</a> posted yesterday:</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
My favorite quote from &#8220;The Prisoner&#8221;, which seems rather timely right about now is this exchange with Leo McKern as &#8220;Number 2&#8221;.</p>

	<p>Number 2: What in fact has been created? An international community. A perfect blueprint for world order. When the sides facing each other suddenly realize that they&#8217;re looking into a mirror, they&#8217;ll see that this is the pattern for the future.<br />
Number 6: The whole earth as&#8230; &#8216;The Village&#8217;?<br />
Number 2: That is my hope. What&#8217;s yours?<br />
Number 6: I&#8217;d like to be the first man on the moon!</blockquote></p>


	<p><a href="http://reason.com/news/show/131073.html">Reason</a> quotes a reader of the French newspaper Le Monde:  &#8220;Patrick McGoohan finally escaped.&#8221;</p>






 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/15/patrick-mcgoohan-march-19-1928-%e2%80%93-january-13-2009/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Tonight on Your Television Screen: Jack Bauer Brainwashed by Obama</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/11/tonight-on-your-television-screen-jack-bauer-brainwashed-by-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/11/tonight-on-your-television-screen-jack-bauer-brainwashed-by-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Bauer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrorism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Torture]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/index.php/tonight-on-your-television-screen-jack-bauer-brainwashed-by-obama/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jack Bauer violating a prisoner&#8217;s human rights The Telegraph reports that the American left has succeeded in breaking the famed secret agent who will appear on television this evening to confess his crimes and offer apologies. US conservatives are up in arms that the election of President-Elect Barack Obama has led the show&#8217;s producers to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/JackBauer.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<strong>Jack Bauer violating a prisoner&#8217;s human rights</strong></p>

	<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/4213789/Barack-Obama-kidnaps-24-hero-Jack-Bauer.html">The Telegraph</a> reports that the American left has succeeded in breaking the famed secret agent who will appear on television this evening to confess his crimes and offer apologies.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
US conservatives are up in arms that the election of President-Elect Barack Obama has led the show&#8217;s producers to pander to the liberal consensus in Hollywood, which they claim has led to the blacklisting of those who disagree with their anti-war views.</p>

	<p>When the series returns for its seventh season on Sunday night, Bauer will mouth the views of Mr Obama, who has vowed to end &#8220;enhanced interrogation&#8221;, also known as torture, and close the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.</p>

	<p>And in an apparent bid to get in tune with the new president, the new season opens with Bauer facing a congressional investigation probing his use of torture and summary executions in previous series. &#8220;It&#8217;s better that everything comes out in the open,&#8221; Bauer says, echoing Democrat demands for greater transparency over US counter-terrorist tactics.</p>

	<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve done so many things in the name of protecting this country, we&#8217;ve created two worlds. Ours and the people&#8217;s we&#8217;ve promised to protect. They deserve to hear the truth and decide how far they want to let us go.&#8221; </blockquote></p>

	<p>Keep a close watch on Bauer&#8217;s eyelids. He may be signaling with Morse code that he is being coerced.</p>


 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/11/tonight-on-your-television-screen-jack-bauer-brainwashed-by-obama/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;The Prisoner&#8221; (1967-8) &#8211; Full Episodes</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/10/the-prisoner-1967-8-full-episodes/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/10/the-prisoner-1967-8-full-episodes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Prisoner]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/index.php/the-prisoner-1967-8-full-episodes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[40 years on, American Movie Channel has made all 17 episodes of Patrick McGoohan&#8217;s The Prisoner available on-line. Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/Number6-01.jpg" alt="" /></p>

	<p>40 years on, American Movie Channel has made all 17 episodes of Patrick McGoohan&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amctv.com/videos/the-prisoner-1960s-video/">The Prisoner</a> available on-line.</p>


	<p>Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/01/10/the-prisoner-1967-8-full-episodes/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Canine Freestyle</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2008/04/29/canine-freestyle/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2008/04/29/canine-freestyle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=3774</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gin, a dancing border collie, wows the judges on the Britain&#8217;s Got Talent television program. 4:08 video Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Gin, a dancing border collie, wows the judges on the Britain&#8217;s Got Talent television program.</p>

	<p>4:08 <a href="http://www.flixxy.com/canine-freestyle-dancing-dog.htm">video</a></p>

	<p>Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2008/04/29/canine-freestyle/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Flashopera Moment</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/11/16/flashopera-moment/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/11/16/flashopera-moment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Classical Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Giacomo Puccini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turandot]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=3174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The arrival on stage, last June, of Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from Cardiff, to compete on the British version of American Idol (Britain&#8217;s Got Talent) did not, at first glance, elicit a very enthusiastic welcome from the program&#8217;s studio audience or the judges. But when he proceeded to sing the aria Nessun Dorma [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The arrival on stage, last June, of Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from Cardiff, to compete on the British version of American Idol (Britain&#8217;s Got Talent) did not, at first glance, elicit a very enthusiastic welcome from the program&#8217;s studio audience or the judges.  But when he proceeded to sing the aria <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nessun_Dorma">Nessun Dorma</a> from Puccini&#8217;s <em>Turandot</em>, a moment reminiscent of the climax of 1983 film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085549/">Flashdance</a> occurred, as members of the audience wiped away tears and the judges came to attention.</p>

	<p>4:10 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA">video</a></p>

	<p>He won the competition, receiving a prize of &#163;100,000 and a chance to perform at Royal Variety on December 3rd.</p>

	<p>Hat tip to David l. Larkin.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/11/16/flashopera-moment/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Japanese Tetris Television Game</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/08/26/japanese-tetris-television-game/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/08/26/japanese-tetris-television-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amusement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2899</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[4:25 video Japan undoubtedly has the funniest game shows. Hat tip to Dominique Poirier.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>4:25 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bK63uSTTNs">video</a></p>

	<p>Japan undoubtedly has the funniest game shows.</p>

	<p>Hat tip to Dominique Poirier.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/08/26/japanese-tetris-television-game/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>That Sopranos Finale</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/12/that-sopranos-finale/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/12/that-sopranos-finale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sopranos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2653</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The final episode of the much-admired series ended with the deliberate misdirection of viewers&#8217; attention followed by a startlingly sudden cut to black. Writer David Chase&#8217;s failure to deliver up a more meaningful and definitive ending has provoked apologetic defenses and some scorching criticism. Alessandra Stanley, in the New York Times (of course!) defended Chase&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The final episode of the much-admired series ended with the deliberate misdirection of viewers&#8217; attention followed by a startlingly sudden cut to black.  Writer David Chase&#8217;s failure to deliver up a more meaningful and definitive ending has provoked apologetic defenses and some scorching criticism.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/11/arts/television/11sopr.html">Alessandra Stanley</a>, in the New York Times (of course!) defended Chase&#8217;s pulling his audience&#8217;s chain. It was just so ironic, after all.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
There was no good ending, so &#8220;The Sopranos&#8221; left off without one.</p>

	<p>The abrupt finale last night was almost like a prank, a mischievous dig at viewers who had agonized over how television&#8217;s most addictive series would come to a close. The suspense of the final scene in the diner was almost cruel. And certainly that last bit of song &#8212; &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop Believing,&#8221; by Journey &#8212; had to be a joke.</p>

	<p>After eight years and so much frenzied anticipation, any ending would have been a letdown. Viewers are conditioned to seek a resolution, happy or sad, so it was almost fitting that this <span class="caps">HBO</span> series that was neither comedy nor tragedy should defy expectations in its very last moments. In that way at least &#8220;The Sopranos&#8221; delivered a perfectly imperfect finish. </blockquote></p>

	<p>But the more demotic <a href="http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/thats-what-we-were-waiting-for-angry-fans-crash-hbo-website/">Nikki Finke</a> wasn&#8217;t buying any alibis, and delivered a real denunciation.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
The line to cancel <span class="caps">HBO</span> starts here. What a ridiculously disappointing end lacking in creativity to The Sopranos saga. ... if David Chase, who wrote and directed the final episode, was demonstrating the existential and endless loop of Tony&#8217;s life or the moments before the hit that causes his death, it still robbed the audience of visual closure. And if it were done to segue into a motion picture sequel, then that kind of crass commercialism shouldn&#8217;t be tolerated. ... There&#8217;s even buzz that the real ending will only be available on the series&#8217; final <span class="caps">DVD</span>. Either way, it was terrible. Apparently, my extreme reaction was typical of many series&#8217; fans: they crashed <span class="caps">HBO</span>&#8217;s website for a time tonight trying to register their outrage. <span class="caps">HBO</span> could suffer a wave of cancellations as a result. ... Chase clearly didn&#8217;t give a damn about his fans. Instead, he crapped in their faces. This is why America hates Hollywood. Unlike some network series that end abruptly because broadcasters pull the plug without warning, The Sopranos has been slated for years to go off the air tonight. But instead of carefully crafted, this finale looked like it had been concocted in a day or two. (Some of the scenes were cut so abruptly, they caused whiplash.) ... Chase needed to exert himself to a concoct an artful denouement. But he took the lazy way out. The show we all loved deserved a decent burial. Instead, it went into a black hole. </blockquote></p>

	<p>Two days later, people are still talking about that ending, as the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/12/arts/television/12sopr.html">New York Times</a> reports today:</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
After he completed the final episode of &#8220;The Sopranos,&#8221; David Chase told publicity executives at <span class="caps">HBO</span> that he was leaving for France and would not take any calls asking him to comment about the ending of his classic television series.</p>

	<p>He also said that he had instructed all of his writers and producers to turn down any requests for information about the decisions that had gone into shaping the show&#8217;s last chapter.</p>

	<p>The reason for his resistance became clear on Sunday night when &#8220;The Sopranos&#8221; ended, not with a moment of final summation, but with a literal blank. The reaction to the stunning last shot of an empty screen has been a mix of outrage among some fans at being left sitting on the edges of their seats, where they had been perched for much of the show&#8217;s last batch of episodes, and awe among others who have always regarded the show as the most ambitious and unconventional of television series. ...</blockquote></p>

	<p>and the Times found a bevy of suitably supportive screenwriters:<br />
<blockquote><br />
Damon Lindelof, one of the creators of the <span class="caps">ABC</span> hit show &#8220;Lost,&#8221; ... said: &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen every episode of the series. I thought the ending was letter-perfect.&#8221; ...</p>

	<p>Doug Ellin, the creator of another <span class="caps">HBO</span> hit series, &#8220;Entourage,&#8221; said: &#8220;The show just ended, and I&#8217;m speechless. I&#8217;m sure there is going to be a lot of heated discussion, but that&#8217;s David Chase&#8217;s genius. ...</p>

	<p>For David Shore, creator of the Fox hit &#8220;House,&#8221; one of the best touches was Mr. Chase&#8217;s own refusal to discuss the ending. Mr. Shore said: &#8220;Obviously he wants us to speculate on what it all means. Obviously that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re all doing.&#8221;</p>

	<p>David Milch, who has created highly regarded dramas like &#8220;NYPD Blue&#8221; and &#8220;Deadwood,&#8221; said: &#8220;It was a question of loyalty to viewer expectations, as against loyalty to the internal coherence of the materials. Mr. Chase&#8217;s position was loyalty to the internal dynamics of the materials and the characters.&#8221;</p>

	<p>Chuck Lorre, who created and leads the <span class="caps">CBS</span> hit comedy &#8220;Two and a Half Men&#8221; (said:) &#8220;People just finished watching that show and immediately talked about it for a half-hour,&#8221; Mr. Lorre said. &#8220;That&#8217;s just wonderful. What more could you want as a writer?&#8221;</blockquote></p>

	<p>And Chase has evidently been sufficiently nettled by audience reactions that he actually spoke to <a href="http://blog.nj.com/alltv/2007/06/david_chase_speaks.html">Allen Sepinwall, in a long-rearranged interview, you understand</a>.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
I have no interest in explaining, defending, reinterpreting, or adding to what is there,&#8221; he says of the final scene (just before proceeding to defend it -DZ).</p>

	<p>&#8220;No one was trying to be audacious, honest to God,&#8221; he adds. &#8220;We did what we thought we had to do. No one was trying to blow people&#8217;s minds, or thinking, &#8216;Wow, this&#8217;ll (tick) them off.&#8217; People get the impression that you&#8217;re trying to (mess) with them and it&#8217;s not true. You&#8217;re trying to entertain them.&#8221; </blockquote></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/12/that-sopranos-finale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Sopranos Finale</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/09/the-sopranos-finale/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/09/the-sopranos-finale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sopranos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2645</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ross Douthat&#8217;s guess is that the finale will end with the Soprano nuclear family still intact and even with Tony back on top, in some limited sense at least; if any mob boss gets capped in the final hour, I&#8217;m betting that it will be Phil Leotardo. He links several other predictions, including Jeffrey Goldberg [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://rossdouthat.theatlantic.com/archives/2007/06/how_the_sopranos_ends.php">Ross Douthat</a>&#8217;s guess is that</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
the finale will end with the Soprano nuclear family still intact and even with Tony back on top, in some limited sense at least; if any mob boss gets capped in the final hour, I&#8217;m betting that it will be Phil Leotardo.</blockquote></p>

	<p>He links several other predictions, including <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2163797/entry/2167682/">Jeffrey Goldberg</a> at Stale:</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
I think Tony survives next week; to kill him would be to send a message that crime doesn&#8217;t pay, and my guess is that David Chase believes that, in this corrupt world, crime does, in fact, sometimes pay, and to telegraph otherwise would be dishonest. This is not to say that I think Tony will get off without consequence: His travails this season suggest that the series will end on some sort of ambivalent note, something that underscores the tension and the physical and emotional dangers in the life Tony has chosen for himself.</blockquote></p>



	<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118133983512729542.html?mod=2_1165_2">Peggy Noonan</a> mourns the show&#8217;s passing in the the Wall Street Journal:</p>



	<p><blockquote><br />
The Sopranos&#8221; wasn&#8217;t only a great show or even a classic. It was a masterpiece, and its end Sunday night is an epochal event. With it goes an era, a time. ...</p>

	<p>The drama of Tony, the great post-9/11 drama of him, is that he is trying to hold on in a world he thinks is breaking to pieces. He has a sense, even though he&#8217;s only in his 40s, that the best times have passed, not only for the Italian mob but for everyone, for the country&#8212;that he&#8217;d missed out on something, and that even though he lives in a mansion, even though he is rich and comfortable and always has food in the refrigerator and Carm can go to Paris and the kids go to private school&#8212;for all of that, he fears he&#8217;s part of some long downhill slide, a slide that he can&#8217;t stop, that no one can, that no one will. Out there, he told his son and daughter, it is the year 2000, but in here it&#8217;s 1950. His bluster, his desperate desire to re-create order with the rough tools of his disordered heart and brain, are comic, poignant, ridiculous, human.</p>

	<p>Tony became a new and instantly recognizable icon, and his character adds to American myth, to America&#8217;s understanding of itself. It&#8217;s a big thing to create such a character, and not only one but a whole family of them&#8212;Uncle Junior, Christopher, Carmella. This is David Chase&#8217;s great achievement, to have created characters that are instantly recognizable, utterly original, and that add to America&#8217;s understanding of itself. And to have created, too, some of the most horrifying moments in all of television history, and one that I think is a contender for Most Horrifying Moment Ever. That would be Adriana desperately crawling&#8212;crawling!&#8212;through the leaves in the woods as she tries to flee her lovable old friend Silvio, who is about to brutally put her down.</p>

	<p>Here is a question that touches on the mystery of creativity, and I&#8217;ll probably put it badly because I can&#8217;t define it better than what I&#8217;m going to say. David Chase is the famous and justly celebrated creator of &#8220;The Sopranos,&#8221; the shaper of its stories. The psychological, spiritual and emotional energy needed to create a whole world, which is what he has done, is very great. It is a real expenditure, a kind of investment in life, a giving of yourself. You can&#8217;t do what he does without something like love. Not sentimentality or softness or sweetness, but love. And yet in a way, if you go by &#8220;The Sopranos,&#8221; Mr. Chase loves nothing. Human beings are appetite machines, and each day is devoted to meeting and appeasing those appetites. No one is good, there are no heroes, he sees through it all. The mental-health facility is a shakedown operation where they medicate your child into zombiehood and tell him to watch TV. Politicians are the real whores. The <span class="caps">FBI</span> is populated by smug careerists. In the penultimate show, a table full of psychotherapists top each other with erudite-seeming comments that show a ruthlessness as great as any gangster&#8217;s. I guess I&#8217;m asking where the energy for creativity comes when you see with such cold eyes.</p>

	<p>Not that they&#8217;re unrealistic. They&#8217;re not. One of the reasons the show was so popular&#8212;one of the reasons it resonated&#8212;is that it captured a widespread feeling that our institutions are failing, all of them, the church, the media, the law, the government, that there&#8217;s no one to trust, that Mighty Mouse will not save the day.</p>

	<p>In Mr. Chase&#8217;s world, everyone&#8217;s a gangster as long as he can find a gang. Those who don&#8217;t are free-lancers.</p>

	<p>And what he seems to be telling us, as the final season ends, is that all your pity for Tony, all your regard for the fact that he too is caught, all your sympathy for him as a father, as a man trying to be a man, as a man whose mother literally tried to have him killed, is a mistake. Because he is a bad man. He has passing discomfort but not conscience, he has passing sympathies but no compassion. When he kills the character who is, essentially, his son, Christopher, he does it spontaneously, coolly, and with no passion. It&#8217;s all pragmatism. He&#8217;s all appetite. Tony is a stone cold gangster.</p>

	<p>There have been shows on television that have been, simply, sublime. In drama there was &#8220;I, Claudius,&#8221; a masterpiece of mood and menace&#8212;&#8220;Trust no one!&#8221;&#8212;from which writers and producers continue to steal (see <span class="caps">HBO</span>&#8217;s &#8220;Rome.&#8221;) And <span class="caps">PBS</span>&#8217;s &#8220;Upstairs, Downstairs.&#8221; A few others. &#8220;The Sopranos&#8221; is their equal, but also their superior: It is hard to capture the past, but harder to capture the present, because everyone knows when you don&#8217;t get it right. It takes guts to do today.</p>

	<p>David Chase did, and he made a masterpiece. I&#8217;ll be watching Sunday night, but I&#8217;ll wake up that morning with a blue moon in my eyes.</blockquote></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/06/09/the-sopranos-finale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Hamas Using Mickey Mouse to Indoctrinate Children</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/09/hamas-using-mickey-mouse-to-indoctrinate-children/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/09/hamas-using-mickey-mouse-to-indoctrinate-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 11:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hamas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Israel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mickey Mouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palestinians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[AP: Hamas militants have enlisted a figure bearing a strong resemblance to Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic domination and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience &#8212; children. A giant black-and-white rodent &#8212; named &#8220;Farfour,&#8221; or &#8220;butterfly,&#8221; but unmistakably a rip-off of the Disney character &#8212; does his high-pitched preaching against the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/HamasMouse.jpg" alt="" /></p>

	<p><a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/05/08/international/i142237D29.DTL">AP</a>:<br />
<blockquote><br />
Hamas militants have enlisted a figure bearing a strong resemblance to Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic domination and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience &#8212; children.</p>

	<p>A giant black-and-white rodent &#8212; named &#8220;Farfour,&#8221; or &#8220;butterfly,&#8221; but unmistakably a rip-off of the Disney character &#8212; does his high-pitched preaching against the U.S. and Israel on a children&#8217;s show each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas. The militant group, sworn to Israel&#8217;s destruction, shares power in the Palestinian government.</p>

	<p>&#8220;You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists,&#8221; Farfour squeaked on a recent episode of the show, which is called &#8220;Tomorrow&#8217;s Pioneers.&#8221;</p>

	<p>&#8220;We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers.&#8221;</p>

	<p>Children call in to the show, many singing Hamas anthems about fighting Israel.</p>

	<p>Palestinian Media Watch, an Israeli organization that monitors Palestinian media, said the Mickey Mouse lookalike takes &#8220;every opportunity to indoctrinate young viewers with teachings of Islamic supremacy, hatred of Israel and the U.S., and support of &#8216;resistance,&#8217; the Palestinian euphemism for terror.&#8221;</blockquote></p>

	<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-c6lbFGC4">video</a></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/09/hamas-using-mickey-mouse-to-indoctrinate-children/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Andrew Sullivan Criticizes Jack Bauer Cartoon Torture</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/03/andrew-sullivan-criticizes-jack-bauer-cartoon-torture/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/03/andrew-sullivan-criticizes-jack-bauer-cartoon-torture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 12:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[24]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amusement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Bauer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Blogosphere]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan got his knickers in a twist over the idea of a cartoon child-version of 24&#8217;s Jack Bauer torturing Arab children at cub scout camp. Poor Andrew! He&#8217;s going to be in for some torture from the Right blogosohere himself. Andrew failed to notice that the story about the upcoming cartoon show was featured [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2007/04/30/fox-spinning-off-24-into-kids-cartoon/"><img src="http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/LittleJack.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>

	<p><a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/05/24_for_kids.html">Andrew Sullivan</a> got his knickers in a twist over the idea of a cartoon child-version of 24&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer">Jack Bauer</a> torturing Arab children at cub scout camp.</p>

	<p>Poor Andrew! He&#8217;s going to be in for some torture from the Right blogosohere himself.  Andrew failed to notice that the story about the upcoming cartoon show was featured on a <a href="http://datelinehollywood.com/about-us/">Hollywood satire site</a>.</p>

	<p>Quick, somebody send Andrew links to <a href="http://www.scrappleface.com/">Scrappleface</a> and <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/ads/premercial.php?target=L2NvbnRlbnQv">The Onion</a>.</p>

	<p><blockquote><br />
Ann Coulter: set your <a href="http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2007/04/30/fox-spinning-off-24-into-kids-cartoon/">Tivo</a>. Money quote:<br />
<ol></p>
	<p>&#8220;We spent a lot time doing research on this game,&#8221; says Surnow. &#8220;Using a sponge, team members must take the water from a filled bucket and squeeze the water from the soaked sponge into an empty bucket. First team to fill the empty bucket wins.&#8221; Surnow said he chose the Sponge Bucket Game because it provides opportunities for little Jack to interrogate the little Arabs.</p>

	<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a great scene before the game starts where little Jack takes an Arab kid named Abdul and sticks his head in the water-filled bucket,&#8221; says Surnow. &#8220;Jack keeps his head under the water until he drowns. The kid did not give Jack the answers he needed, and for the greater good of the Cub Scouts of America, Jack had to send a strong and clear message.&#8221;</ol></p>



	<p>That&#8217;s a strong &#8220;enhanced&#8221; message. Just like Mr Tenet says.</blockquote></p>



 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/05/03/andrew-sullivan-criticizes-jack-bauer-cartoon-torture/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Enterprising of Them</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/22/enterprising-of-them/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/22/enterprising-of-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iowa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerd News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2470</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Reuters reports that a small Iowa town has identified itself as the future birthplace of Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk. A small Iowa town is trying to lure tourists by going where no town has gone before &#8212; forward 200 years in time to be the birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk from cult [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18232158/?GT1=9246">Reuters</a> reports that a small Iowa town has identified itself as the future birthplace of Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk.<br />
<blockquote><br />
A small Iowa town is trying to lure tourists by going where no town has gone before &#8212; forward 200 years in time to be the birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk from cult science fiction show &#8220;Star Trek.&#8221;</p>

	<p>Welcome to Riverside, a once prosperous little farming town with a population of 928 that has fallen on hard times, wants to attract tourists and much needed money with a &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; museum to revive its largely lifeless, boarded-up main drag.</p>

	<p>The town has no famous offspring like West Branch, 25 miles away, where former U.S. President Herbert Hoover was born in 1874, and can&#8217;t boast the &#8220;World&#8217;s Largest Strawberry,&#8221; a 15 feet high fiberglass fruit, like Strawberry Point, 100 miles to the north.</p>

	<p>So former town councilor and self-declared &#8220;Trekkie&#8221; Steve Miller in 1985 persuaded the council to declare Riverside the future birthplace as Kirk, a main character of the &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; television series that began in 1966 and following films.</p>

	<p>&#8220;Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry wrote a book saying Kirk will be born in Iowa, but didn&#8217;t say where,&#8221; said Miller. &#8221;So I thought &#8217;why not here?&#8221;&#8217;</p>

	<p>Kirk&#8217;s birthday was never officially established but the town lists it on a plaque as March 22, 2228. The show&#8217;s official Web site, however, says he was born on March 22, 2233. Canadian actor William Shatner who played the captain of the starship Enterprise was born in real-life on March 22.</blockquote></p>

	<p>Read the <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18232158/?GT1=9246">whole thing</a>.</p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/22/enterprising-of-them/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ninja Warrior</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/11/ninja-warrior/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/11/ninja-warrior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amusement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Japanese television shows can be very amusing. Here is an excerpt from a game show in which contestants compete in contests simulating the supposed athletic and acrobatic of Ninja Warriors. Makoto Nagano, a 34 year old fisherman, turns in a spectacular performance. 9:03 video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Japanese television shows can be very amusing.  Here is an excerpt from a game show in which contestants compete in contests simulating the supposed athletic and acrobatic of Ninja Warriors.  Makoto Nagano, a 34 year old fisherman, turns in a spectacular performance.</p>

	<p>9:03 <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkBkZpK-fYQ">video </a></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/11/ninja-warrior/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Sopranos</title>
		<link>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/05/the-sopranos/</link>
		<comments>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/05/the-sopranos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JDZ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HBO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sopranos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Catch up on all six previous seasons in seven minutes. (Caution: foul language) video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Catch up on all six previous seasons in seven minutes. (Caution: foul language)</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/sopranos">video </a></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://neveryetmelted.com/2007/04/05/the-sopranos/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

