Tips For Your Zombie Apocalypse Christmas
Christmas, Parody, Zombies
Hat tip to the News Junkie.
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Category Archive 'Zombies'
04 Dec 2011
Tips For Your Zombie Apocalypse ChristmasChristmas, Parody, ZombiesHat tip to the News Junkie. 19 Jun 2009
More Zombie PoliticsPolitics, Zombie Cinema, Zombies
American Prospect’s Paul Waldman argues that it takes a village to stop those zombies, and therefore zombie movies should be viewed as testaments to mankind’s collective subconscious dreaming of purposeful communitarian action.
I admire the audacity of Waldman’s thesis, but we all know that in a truly Progressive society, there wouldn’t be any privately owned guns, chain saws, or edged weapons competing with the state’s monopoly of force, so the zombies would have munched everybody’s brain without serious resistance as a disarmed humanity waited passively for an answer to its 911 calls. Barack Obama would be noting the long record of the living’s mistreatment of the dead, and apologizing, while calling for negotiations and predicting a new era of vital to post-mortem relations. And finally, we all know whom the dead, particularly the vast numbers of deceased voters in Chicago and Philadelphia, supported in 2008. 03 Dec 2008
Zombie ShootAmusement, Guns, Zombies
2008 Zombie Shoot held by the Langhorn Rod and Gun Club, Bucks County, Pennsylvania. 9:53 video 08 Jul 2008
Who Wants Gnomes?Americana, Amusement, Popular Culture, ZombiesFlamingos. or even blue glass balls, when you can have your own personal zombie, clawing his way out of your lawn in search of… fresh, warm brains. And only $89.95, too! ——————————— 01 May 2008
Zombie StrippersAmusement, Film, Hollywood, Trailers, Videos, Zombie Cinema, ZombiesStrippers and zombies – that just about completely covers all one’s spiritual needs. 1:44 trailer 04 Feb 2008
Lobamanized2008 Election, Barack Obama, Videos, Zombie Cinema, Zombies
Barack Obama has gained astonishing traction among voters simply by looking good and repeating in his mellifluous announcer’s voice a carefully-chosen litany of utterly and completely vacuous political mantras: Change, Hope, Move Beyond, which (everyone seems to fail to notice) commit Obama to absolutely nothing concrete and specific, and which (best of all) leave his opponents no policy position to attack. In this downright scary, Obama 4:30 campaign music video, a collection of celebrity performers (including Jesse Dylan, Will.i.am, Common, Scarlett Johansson, Tatyana Ali, John Legend, Herbie Hancock, Kate Walsh, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Adam Rodriquez, Kelly Hu, Adam Rodriquez, Amber Valetta, Eric Balfour, Aisha Tyler, Nicole Scherzinger and Nick Cannon) have been turned into pod people who echo all the phrases of one of Obama’s speeches in song with the glazed eyes and reverential expressions of members of a religious cult. Or worse. As in Night of the Living Dead, you wonder if you might not have to shoot the zombies in the head before one of them bites you. Hat tips to Andrew Sullivan and Walter Olson. 08 Feb 2007
Zombies!Books, Film, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Popular Culture, Zombie Cinema, ZombiesTim Cavanaugh, at Reason magazine, reviews three titles discussing Zombie cinema and the role of zombies as political metaphors.
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