Mitt Romney and Barack Obama both attended the 67th Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation dinner at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York.

A variety of news sources are collecting the best one-liners.

Policymic

HuffPo

The best I’ve read came via Jim Geraghty’s Morning Jolt email:

[T]he single biggest metaphorical crotch-kick of the night came from great-grandson Al Smith IV, who told President Obama, “We recognize that you have some challenges this year. It’s never good when your opponent has produced more sons than you have jobs.”