She could probably reclaim at least half an hour if she were less committed to her hair and makeup grooming.

Cry me a river…

Wwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh……

Still think all that womens’ lib was all it’s cracked up to be?

Is there a Narcissists Anonymous? It could be even more useful than AA.

I’m . . . like . . . so this is not . . . like . . . cool. Like.

I’m supposed to, like care. I like so don’t care…

I’m having a tough time remembering that far back, but, I had to have been that young once. I really hope I wasn’t that big an asshole. I mean, I’m sure I had moments of asshole, but, that is just off the asshole chart.

All (okay, most) of us have done some cringe-worthy things. However, it’s only been in recent years that people could use social media to display to the world their Dumbth (if you know the origin of that word, you’re as old as I am).