Getting back to the Yale-Princeton game, Emmy Chang writes:

“You know… when you go to the game against Yale here, everybody has stickers and stuff like that with ‘BEAT YALE’ on them. So I was in New Haven for the first time, a few months ago, and I went into the stores to see if they had anything that said ‘BEAT PRINCETON.’ But there wasn’t anything!”
—spoken to me by a genuinely confused Princeton grad student, at a dinner the other night