Barack Obama conducted a religious service in honor of himself in an Oregon park at which an estimated 75,000 left coast moonbats worshipped.

The Prophet of Progress spake unto the faithful, saying:

We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.

He failed to explain exactly whom we need to ask what we may eat or drive, or what thermostat temperature is permissible at this time, but doubtless, if he is elected, His Obamaness will arrange for federal agencies to consult directly with residents of Sub-Saharan African countries in order to prescribe precisely what Americans may drive, how much they may eat, and the temperatures of their homes.

AFP