Stingray puts a dramatic spin on the everyday adventure of using a PC.
Ok, who brought the cheetos?â€
“Yo.â€
“Sweet, we’re all set. Everybody got their characters rolled?â€
“Yeah, what’s this run again? Will there be decent gold? I need more gold.â€
“Shaddup. You know you’ll find out when you’re in there. All right. It’s morning and your party is preparing to adventure.â€
“My sysadmin orders a barrel of coffee.â€
“My programmer lights a cigarette.â€
“The first challenge approaches. A digital anachrotroll draws near, brandishing the smoking ruins of the laptop you prepared for last week’s adventure.†…“The laptop remains broken.â€
“All right. My sysadmin casts information request.â€
“Rolling… you receive gibberish.â€
“Damnit. My sysadmin arranges a pickup on the machine.â€
“The troll misses the pickup and grows irritated.â€
“Screw it. Your turn.â€
“My programmer arranges a pickup.â€
“The troll arrives with the laptop and deposits the smoking yet still slimy remains on your best pack.â€
“Delightful. Will you have your damn sysadmin fix this thing already and get rid of the troll?â€
“Yeah yeah. I’m rolling. Crap, the dice are not friendly today. At least it’s fixable, technically. Ok, my sysadmin returns the laptop in working order.â€
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