Category Archive 'Humor'
17 Mar 2019

Irish Joke

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Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

“Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya”.

“Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”

“That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery”

“Oh, God no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me.”

“I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I’m sorry.”

Finally, she looked up at Tim. “How did it happen, Tim?”

“It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and drowned.”

“Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go quickly?”

“Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.”

17 Mar 2019

Are We Irish?

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22 Dec 2018

A Very Libertarian Christmas

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18 Dec 2018

How Women See Men (And Vice Versa)


15 Dec 2018

Kit Harington Trains a Dragon

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HT: Karen L. Myers.

31 Oct 2018

How Finland Will Save Sweden

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13 Oct 2018

“Men Are Witches”

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10 Oct 2018

Job Interview: Millennial vs. Baby Boomer

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10 Oct 2018

Salut Salon: “Competitive Foursome”

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25 Aug 2018

“White House Press Briefing” — A Bad Lip Reading

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HT: Vanderleun.

13 Aug 2018

New York City versus San Francisco

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07 Jul 2018

From Facebook

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