One prominent New York-Washington Corridor Republican and conservative pundit after another has recently found some vital reason for climbing over the wall and surrendering to the democrats.
Mark Steyn isn’t planning to join them, but he recognizes the pressures.
Across the electric wires, the hum is ceaseless: Give it up, loser. Donâ€™t go down with the ship when itâ€™s swept away by the Obama tsunami. According to newspaper reports, polls show that most people believe newspaper reports claiming that most people believe polls showing that most people have read newspaper reports agreeing that polls show heâ€™s going to win.
In the words of Publishersâ€™ Clearing House, he may already have won! The battleground states have all turned blue, the reddest of red states are rapidly purpling. Donâ€™t you know, little fool? You never can win. Use your mentality, wake up to reality. Why be the last right-wing pundit to sign up with Small-Government Conservatives For The Liberal Supermajority? We still need pages for the coronation, and thereâ€™s a pair of velvet knickerbockers with your name on it.
Yes, technically, this is still a two-party state, but one of the parties is like Elton Johnâ€™s post-Oscar bash and the other is a church social in Wasilla.
Read the whole thing.