20 Jul 2011

Kung Fu Wendi

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When one of those pie-throwing commies went after Rupert Murdoch during Parliamentiary hearings on the News of the World phone hacking scandal, his much-younger Chinese wife, Wendi Deng, sprang to the octogenarian’s defense, delivering an excellent palm strike to the face of the attacker. Approving comments and general applause followed from all corners.

Wendi Deng, it turns out, studied at the Yale School of Organization and Management, presumably after leaving the Shaolin Temple.

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She is a Chinese Secret Agent helping China to take over the Murdoch Media Empire. She has arranged for the death of phone-hacking whistleblower Sean Hoare and has a secret affair with his son helping him to ensuring Murdoch has no detailed information about his vast empire. She staged the attack to divert media attention further increasing the bond btw. her and Murdoch, who will break with his son over the phone hacking scandal. Rebekah Brooks will end up in prison and is for now silenced with money.

Dean Kenstavicius

oh man, it’s going to sweet when the scandal makes it way over the pond and Bill’O and the rest at Faux News are looking for new jobs!


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