10 Nov 2011

Rick Perry Candidacy, R.I.P.

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‘What part of the federal government would you like to forget about the most?’


It is amazing how politicians we have not even elected yet can manage to so thoroughly disappoint us.

How can anyone get so confused that he could forget the name of any third federal agency or cabinet department worthy of elimination? There are so many. I bet I could name dozens. And he failed to start with the BATF!

Governor Perry is a clearly a good guy, and he has a terrific record in Texas that he could be running on, but this kind of thing simply will not do. You can’t flub in public like this and be elected president. I’m afraid it’s time to call this candidacy off.

We Republicans have got to get our act together before the New Year and get behind a viable conservative, or it’s going to be Mitt Romney.


I think I’m going to open a recession-proof new business: Professor Z’s Public Speaking and Elocution Lessons for Provincial Republican Governors Aspiring to the Presidency. Graduates are guaranteed to say “noo-klee-ar” not “nook-yu-lur.”

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On the other hand, the evidence of the last three years would hardly suggest the wisdom of hiring the best debater to be President of the United States.


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