Jonah Goldberg takes a poke at the myth of liberal tolerance.
There is a notion out there that being â€œsocially liberalâ€ means youâ€™re a libertarian at heart, a live-and-let-live sort of person who says â€œwhatever floats your boatâ€ a lot.
Alleged proof for this amusing myth (or pernicious lie; take your pick) comes in the form of liberal support for gay marriage and abortion rights, and opposition to a few things that smack of what some people call â€œtraditional values.â€
The evidence disproving this adorable story of live-and-let-live liberalism comes in the form of pretty much everything else liberals say, do, and believe.
Social liberalism is the foremost, predominant, and in many instances sole impulse for zealous regulation in this country, particularly in big cities. I love it when liberals complain about a ridiculous bit of PC nanny-statism coming out of New York, L.A., Chicago, D.C., Seattle, etc. â€” â€œWhat will they do next?â€
Uh, sorry to tell you, but you are â€œthey.â€ Outside of a Law and Order script â€” or an equally implausible MSNBC diatribe about who ruined Detroit â€” conservatives have as much influence on big-city liberalism as the Knights of Malta do.
Seriously, who else do people think are behind efforts to ban big sodas or sue hairdressers for charging women more than men? Who harasses little kids for making toy guns out of sticks, Pop Tarts, or their own fingers? Who wants to regulate the air you breathe, the food you eat, and the beverages you drink? Who wants to control your thermostat? Take your guns? Your cigarettes? Heck, your candy cigarettes? Whoâ€™s in favor of speech codes on campuses and â€œhate crimeâ€ laws everywhere? Whoâ€™s in favor of free speech when it comes to taxpayer-subsidized â€œartâ€ and pornography (so long as you use a condom, if liberals get their way) but then bang their spoons on their high chairs for strict regulations when it comes to political speech? Who loves meddling, finger-wagging billionaires like Michael Bloomberg when they use state power and taxpayer money to herd, bully, and nudge people but thinks billionaires like the Koch brothers who want to shrink government are the root of all tyranny?
At the national level, who bypassed Congress to empower the EPA to regulate the atmosphere? Oh, and who pushed Obamacare on a country that didnâ€™t want it? Who defends bending the entire country â€” including religious institutions â€” into a national health-care scheme dedicated to the proposition of live and let live so long as you live the way the Department of Health and Human Services says you should?
Did legislative and bureaucratic gremlins sneak into government buildings at night and pass all of these rules and regulations while the social-liberal free-thinkers were off not judging people and refusing to harsh anybodyâ€™s mellow?
Sure, todayâ€™s liberalism does carry within it some genetic lineage to the classical liberalism â€” i.e., libertarianism â€” of J. S. Mill and John Locke. But genetic ties are overrated. After all, humans share half of our genes with bananas.
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