Jonah Goldberg delivered an excellent rant all about the national epidemic of Obama fatigue today via the Goldberg File email. (Since it can’t be linked right now, I quoted the whole Obama part.)
Obama fatigue is setting in. Indeed, Iâ€™ve gone from Obama fatigue through full-on Obama Epstein-Barr to end-stage Obama narcolepsy. I hear him talking, or hear some MSNBC-type rhapsodizing about how misunderstood he is, and I start dozing off like a truck driver who took the drowsy-formula Nyquil by mistake. â€œGotta stay awake! This is my job!â€ But then 20 seconds later, Jonathan Alter starts telling me how misunderstood the president is, and suddenly orange traffic cones are bouncing off my truckâ€™s grill as I somnolently drift into a highway work zone. You could fill a cereal bowl with broken glass and barbed-wire shards drenched in hot sauce right below my face. All it would take for me to use it as a pillow is a 30-second loop of Obama saying â€œLet me be clear.â€ His speeches are like whale sounds, but with less substance. Iâ€™d say theyâ€™re all white noise, but I donâ€™t want to get called a racist.
This is a problem for a couple of reasons. First, as I said during that less-than-exquisite truck-driving simile, this is my job â€“ or at least one of them (I donâ€™t need to follow Obamaâ€™s doings for my side gig as chinchilla rancher). I canâ€™t just tune out the president of the United States for the next two years like a normal, happy, well-adjusted American might. I canâ€™t help but feel like Donald Sutherland in Animal House complaining to his bored literature students:
Donâ€™t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring, too. Heâ€™s a little bit long-winded, he doesnâ€™t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
[Bell rings, students rise to leave]
But that doesnâ€™t relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now Iâ€™m waiting for reports from some of you . . . Listen, Iâ€™m not joking. This is my job!
Hey, substitute â€œObamaâ€ for â€œMiltonâ€ and that holds up pretty well.
This Should Be More Fun
Second, my Obama-narcolepsy is interfering with my Obama-schadenfreude. I for one find it nothing less than hilarious to watch liberal eggheads (both real and imagined), never mind Obama himself, spin elaborate theories for why Obama is not just unpopular but pretty much a failed president.
For the record, this designation â€“ â€œfailed presidentâ€ â€“ may be premature by objective and historical standards (though I donâ€™t think it is), but his presidency is already in the books as a failure by the standards Obama set for himself. If you promise to turn water into wine and then just run out of water without providing any wine, thereâ€™s really no way to plausibly shout â€œSuccess!â€
He wanted to transform America, not just via policy, but by restoring faith in government itself. Heâ€™s had some success on the former but has been a catastrophic failure on the latter, which means the policy successes arenâ€™t nearly as secure as the Left thinks they are.
Speaking of catastrophic failure, rather than risk triggering your own Obama fatigue, watch this metaphorical recap of Obamaâ€™s attempts to transform America, as re-enacted by cats trying to jump.
Itâ€™s Not Him, Itâ€™s You
Explanations for Obamaâ€™s failures vary in their honesty and persuasiveness, of course. Mary Landrieu represents the more hackish end of the spectrum. Borrowing a line from the New York Times editorial board, Landrieu blamed it all on southern racism and sexism. In fairness, she was speaking specifically about Louisianans â€“ you know, her constituents. But she helpfully managed to throw all of the South under the bus as well. Hey, if youâ€™re going to go down in a blaze of glory, why be stingy with the kerosene?
Of course, the problem with this theory is that Obama is unpopular across America and in at least 43 states. Even the most generous definition of â€œsouthern racistâ€ wonâ€™t get you that far in explaining his unpopularity in Wisconsin or Michigan. Moreover, for his numbers to be so bad, it means lots of people who voted for him once or even twice must now disapprove of him. Did all of these independents and moderate Republicans wake up one morning and decide to cut some eyeholes in their pillowcases and become Klansmen?
Other explanations are similar in their desire to place blame elsewhere. The fault lies not in Obama, but in ourselves. Letâ€™s come back to this in a moment because I know exactly what youâ€™re thinking right now. â€œGosh, isnâ€™t it about time Jonah quoted East German Communist playwright Bertolt Brecht?â€
In Die LÃ¶sung Brecht famously quipped that if the people lose faith in the government it would be better if the government dissolved the people and elected another.
For progressives itâ€™s always five minutes to Brecht-O-Clock. What I mean is this desire to fix the people, not the government always seems to be lurking behind liberalism. It was there when Woodrow Wilson said the first job of an educator is to make your children as unlike you as possible. It was there when Obama explained in 2008 that Hillary Clintonâ€™s Pennsylvania primary supporters werenâ€™t ready to vote for him because they were too busy clinging to their sky god and boom sticks. Itâ€™s the central theme of Thomas Frankâ€™s Whatâ€™s the Matter with Kansas? It was whispering in John Podestaâ€™s ear when he said the American political system â€œsucks.â€ It is at the heart of the Voxy â€œexplanatory journalismâ€ craze, which holds that if you call proselytizing â€œexplainingâ€ it will help the rubes come to their senses. It runs riot in the mainstream media and their sovereign contempt for these stupid, stupid, Americans and their parochial â€œunscientificâ€ concerns about an organ-liquefying disease (even as the MSM caters to those concerns for the ratings they deliver). It runs like an underground river through the White Houseâ€™s national-security policies, as they constantly downplay the dangers Islamic terrorism (â€œ Letâ€™s just call it â€˜work place violenceâ€™!â€) for fear of rousing the fearsome beast of public opinion on the side of the war on terror. Itâ€™s why the White House doesnâ€™t want Congress to get involved in a deal with Iran, because Congress might actually listen to the people. Itâ€™s why the New York Times laments the â€œbumpkinification of the midterms.â€
Obama Creates a Boulder Too Heavy for Him to Lift
Anyway, back to Obama-failure explanations. Some are more structural or formal. The Constitution holds us back. The presidency is too big for any one man. We canâ€™t have great presidents anymore. Even president Obama has come around to this point of view. Hereâ€™s Jeff Shesol in The New Yorker:
Despite the grand hopes and hype of the 2008 campaign, this tempering of ambitions, this recognition — and acceptance — of the constraints on Presidential power has been a leitmotif of the Obama Presidency. In an interview with David Remnick published earlier this year, Obama talked about â€œthat business about the great-man theory of history. The President of the United States cannot remake our society, and thatâ€™s probably a good thing. Not â€˜probably,â€™ â€ he added. â€œItâ€™s definitely a good thing.â€ Over the years, Obama and his advisors have issued a long string of statements to this effect: on foreign policy, â€œ leading from behindâ€ (2011); on the limits of executive authority, â€œthereâ€™s no shortcut to democracyâ€ (2013); on civil rights, we must sometimes take â€œa quarter of a loaf or half a loafâ€ (2014).
Shesol is right, but itâ€™s worth noting Obamaâ€™s learning curve has been steep. And heâ€™s still climbing it. By my calculations, Barack Obama should be adequately qualified for his current job around 2072. But Shesol, like so many others, letâ€™s Obama off the hook by blaming the system, not the man.
When Obama came into office, he thought it would be different. First, he got almost everything he wanted. These were the salad days when Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid served as de facto co-presidents. Then, as it dawned on him that he couldnâ€™t just give a speech to fix a problem, he started complaining about his relative powerlessness. Over the years, the president has let slip countless times that he wishes he had the sort of power not afforded to presidents in a democratic republic. He riffed that he was envious of the power wielded by Frank Underwood in House of Cards (â€œThis guyâ€™s getting a lot of stuff done,â€ Obama said. â€œI wish things were that ruthlessly efficientâ€). He whined that the president of China has it so much easier. Yes, because the president of China can give a speech and things will change. You know why? Because heâ€™s a dictator.
Get the Popcorn
Anyway, as the German sadist said after he signed up for his Amazon Prime delivery of special nipple clamps, â€œBack to schadenfreude.â€
I should be enjoying all of this more. The wheels are coming off the very same bus that Barack Obama has been throwing people under for years. And, as Maimonides noted so long ago, it is very hard to throw someone under a bus if the bus has no wheels.
Watching Obama go around insisting that heâ€™s fine with the way his fellow Democrats are distancing themselves from him all the while backhandedly nationalizing the election has been hilarious.
Even more amusing: watching all of these Democrats insist they donâ€™t support Obama when they were perfectly happy to be part of the presidentâ€™s entourage when he was popular. Now theyâ€™re all clearing out like the disco-partiers at Navin Johnsonâ€™s house after news of the Opti-Grab class-action lawsuit breaks .
And Shesolâ€™s point about Obamaâ€™s learning curve notwithstanding, the president still seems incapable of rhetorically conceding that heâ€™s a political albatross. A couple of weeks after declaring in a big speech that â€œevery single one of my policies are on the ballotâ€ he went on Al Sharptonâ€™s radio show. â€œThe bottom line is, though,â€ he said of vulnerable Dems, â€œthese are all folks who vote with me; they have supported my agenda in Congress,â€ he told the tracksuit-wrapped-carbuncle. â€œThese are folks who are strong allies and supporters of me, and I tell them, I said, â€˜You know what? You do what you need to do to win. I will be responsible for making sure our voters turn out.â€™â€
And then he started naming specific Democrats by name, starting with Michelle Nunn.
Sometime last year, Obama said that he dreamed of going full Bullworth so he could drop truth bombs on everybody. If you never saw Bullworth, good for you. But just so you know, it was a movie starring Warren Beatty. And, like all Beatty movies of the last 20 years, he spent most of the time under special lights that only illuminated his eyes, to minimize the staggering scope of his enormous forehead and clarify for audiences that he is not in fact Ned Beattyâ€™s skinny kid brother. But thatâ€™s not important right now. What you need to know is that Beatty played a senator who had a kind of nervous breakdown and decided to keep it real and say what he really thought.
Substantively, Obamaâ€™s been doing that already. By saying this election is about his agenda, heâ€™s in effect the most honest politician in America, at least on this issue. Essentially, he is saying the senators distancing themselves from him are opportunistic liars â€“ and heâ€™s right. Still, it would be more fun to see Obama go Bullworth on style, if for nothing else to see the New York Times headline: â€œObama on Vulnerable Dem Candidates: â€˜They All My Bitches.â€™â€
Wow, that was beautiful-I wish I could turn a phrase like that.
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