PackerBronco commenting at Hot Air:
Jeb â€” Got his lunch money stolen again
Cruz â€” Tries to filibuster the debate, should have stuck to Dr. Seuss
Kasich â€” Tries to win the 10-year old girl vote by not being so mean
Christie â€” Praying for another 9-11
Fiorina â€” Being a secretary makes me ready to take on ISIS
Rubio â€” gives the I Have a Dream Act speech
Paul â€” Libertarian â€“ liberated from reality
Carson â€” Moment of silence was his best moment, ruins it when heâ€™s not silent
Trump â€” If he came to the debate stinkinâ€™ drunk, would we notice?
Hat tip to Robert Laird.