24 Jan 2016

Trump at His Trumpiest



Matt Labash has compiled a list of Donald Trump’s most Trumpish moments.

If you’re the sort of person who’s been conditioned to accept reality-show excess as entertainment, which is to say the sort of person who lives in America, then what’s not to love? There’s the supermodel wife and the gold-covered “Trump”-embossed Boeing 757. There’s the garishly decorated three-story Trump Tower penthouse that had a New Statesman writer, after a tour, calling Trump “a man whose front room proved that it really was possible to spend a million dollars in Woolworth’s.” There’s that hair that looks like a mac-‘n’-cheese-colored nutria that was hit by an oil truck. There’s the permanent pucker, which at rest makes Trump look like a puzzled duck working out long-division problems in its head.

And who doesn’t admire his fiscal conservatism? (“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes.”) His impeccable manners? (To Larry King: “Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.”) His commitment to diversity? (“I have a great relationship with the blacks.”) Who couldn’t appreciate the executive know-how and tested mettle that come from telling La Toya Jackson “you’re fired” on Celebrity Apprentice?

And as if all that doesn’t qualify Trump to Make America Great Again®, he’s a man who knows his own mind, except when he changes it. (Trump has switched his party registration five times since 1987, once every 5.8 years.) He’s a man who tells it like it is, except when he’s lying. (“Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest and you all know it!”) He’s a man of rich contradictions. (“I’m actually very modest,” he once bragged.)

But to lovingly catalog all of Trump’s gaffes is a pointless exercise. Even calling them “gaffes” is a bit of a misnomer. Gaffes are what stop normal politicians. But a gaffe can’t actually be considered a gaffe if, say, you give a speech in the belly of the evangelical beast, Liberty University, and show your total ignorance of the Bible (an amazing holy book, right up there with The Art of the Deal) by calling Second Corinthians “Two Corinthians,” and yet you still sop up 42 percent of evangelical voters, as Trump did in a recent New York Times/CBS poll. Second-place Ted Cruz (or should I say “two place”) only managed 25 percent. Expecting a gaffe to stop Trump, at this late date, is like expecting a traffic cone to stop a runaway train. …

But with a sizable chunk of the electorate now poised to take the great leap forward with Trump, it may be worth hitting the pause button for some quiet reflection. Who is this man and what do we really know of him?

After combing my vast Trump archive, as well as contacting Trump sources, I present herewith nine of Trump’s Trumpiest moments — a Trump Moments collage, if you will — that distill the very essence of the man.

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And you would prefer Jeb or Kasich!The Republicans are cycling through their GOPe favorites. We got to vote for McCain or Romney because I guess there isn’t anyone else who would have been a better choice. Seriously the GOPe has a death wish and they want to take the country with them to hell. Trump with all his faults and inadequacies is head and shoulders better than the rest of the field except Cruz and the GOPe would rather vote for Hillary than Cruz. So what is the GOPe master plan? To insult 34% of their voters and pander to illegal aliens who prefer the Dems because they offer more free stuff. We are in a economic depression disguised by biblically massive borrowing and spending. It isn’t getting fixed and isn’t going away and all that borrowing has made it far worse so that when it all falls apart it will be the single worst economic event in known history. And the GOPe solution to all of this is to bring in a couple million immigrants/refugees who hate America and by the way no vetting allowed. We are soooo screwed.



Except it much higher then 34%.

I see whoever is choosing the posts here has bought into the media’s narrative.

Try this for some fresh air and get back to me.



You know what I think would be a really effective foil against Trump? Bitching about him incessantly, all the time. I’ve see the same tactic work against Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.

And by “work against,” I mean “100% guarantee a victory for.”

Keep up the good work.

sound awake

“Who is this man and what do we really know of him?”

i submit that no matter how bad it is what we know about donald trump it is way better and more american that what we dont know or do know but wont acknowledge about the one they call barack hussein obama


Really? Just how far away is Trump from President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?


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