John Smith was an ardent Trump supporter since the billionaire first threw his hat in the ring. However, that might change after the local ironworker was shot by Trump on 5th avenue this weekend.
Sitting in his hospital bed, John ran through the reasons why he might have to switch his vote. â€œI just dunno anymore. I mean, one second Iâ€™m just walking across 5th avenue during my lunch hour and the next second, Donald comes up to me, says something about â€˜itâ€™s going to be hugeâ€™, and shoots me in the gut.â€
â€œHowever, I donâ€™t know who else I can vote for,â€ he added. â€œNone of the other candidates really excite me the way Trump does. Heâ€™s the only guy who is willing to build that wall and stand up for American workers likeâ€¦ohâ€¦ Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Could you call the nurse?â€
This is not Johnâ€™s first encounter with a presidential candidate. The week before, he was courted by Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders who clubbed him on the back of the head and stole his wallet, and this past Monday, he was kicked in the shins by former Maryland governor Martin Oâ€™Malley.
03 Feb 2016