29 Dec 2017

Jolly Roger Phone Co.

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There has been a 185% increase in robocallers over the last 24 months. I get multiple robotic sales calls every day. No sane person could put up with that.

Finally, there is a solution. Just switch on JOLLY ROGER TELEPHONE COMPANY, a phone app that jerks around robocallers and wastes their time by leading them on with hysterical digital personalities like “Whiskey Jack” and “Salty Sally” (you can choose from an impressive library).

It cracks me up, as I have the resources to occasionally “listen in” as Whiskey Jack leads some robocalling jerk from Hyderabad, Cebu, or Tucumcari down the primrose path of endlessly mirthful drunken misleading.

It’s to die for.


One Feedback on "Jolly Roger Phone Co."


Wow, the first reference I have seen in years to Tucumcari. Well done, sir!


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