Columbia University Marching Band.
Readers need to be aware that for many decades, going back to at least the late 1960s, a number of Ivy League colleges’ bands (including Yale’s as well as Columbia’s) went completely tongue-in-cheek, and instead of delivering half time performances of college fight songs, began competing with one another and themselves to achieve higher levels of outrageous and off-color humor.
In recent years, clearly the Columbia Band carried on its tradition of satire offending the tender sensibilities of the Wokenati. Epataying the bourgeoisie’s old time standards of speech involving obscenity and sexuality used to be looked upon as progressive and cool. But you mess with politically correct taboos connected with Identity Groups and the Politics of Victimization at your peril.
The Columbia Spectator reports that the famous Columbia Marching Band has been obliged to make an apology Japanese-style.
The self-proclaimed â€œcleverest band in the worldâ€ voted to disband the organization on Saturday evening after 116 years of performing music, making controversial jokes, and disputing with both Columbiaâ€™s administration and the student body.
In a statement provided to Spectator by band leadership, the clubâ€™s leadership, known as the Bored, wrote, â€œThe Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve. The Columbia University Marching Band will not continue to exist in any capacity and will no longer serve as a Columbia spirit group.â€
This announcement came after a year of transition for the CUMB. Three days before Columbia footballâ€™s 2019 home opener, Columbia Athletics stripped the band of the remainder of its University funding. One year prior, Columbia College and the School of Engineering and Applied Science withdrew their portion of the CUMBâ€™s funding in response to the band storming Butler Library during Orgo Night in December 2017. The athletic department informed the band that in order to maintain the bandâ€™s funding from the department, it must become a recognized group. The marching band did not submit its paperwork for recognition and was subsequently financially cut off from the University and prohibited from performing or bringing instruments to any official athletic events.
The marching band protested this decision by holding weekly field shows on Low Steps and starting a GoFundMe, which raised over $25,000 in less than a week. The marching band and the athletic department agreed that the CUMB would play at Homecoming, putting to rest the latest iteration of a decades-long struggle between the band, the University, Columbia Athletics, and the student body.
The internal movement to disband the CUMB began when five former and current members wrote a letter to the remaining members of the Bored. The members called to dissolve the band in all capacities, arguing that alleged traditions of misconduct were too steeped into the bandâ€™s culture and reformation could not remove the traces of the harm those practices caused.
In response to those confessions, the Bored released a statement on Sept. 2, writing, â€œThe CUMB has very serious problems when it comes to racism, sexual assault, and alcohol culture.â€ The statement was followed by multiple Bored member resignations and repeated calls to dissolve the organization.
It remains up in the air whether the marching band will lose its funding through dissolution. Ultimately, the decision of whether or not an official marching band exists is up to the discretion of Columbia Athletics, which has not responded to a request for comment. Without sporting events until at least January, the CUMB cannot play this fall.
â€œThe current Band hopes that the Bandâ€™s dissolution will provide relief to the present suffering of the Columbia community and time to heal from the decades of harm caused by this organization. We also hope that the CUMBâ€™s disbandment can create a space that allows for the formation of a new spirit group that will provide a safe and inclusive outlet for students to play music at Columbia,â€ the Bored wrote in a statement.
The Yale Precision Marching Band couldn’t use the word “sucks” when preceded by “Harvard” 32 years ago. We tried, but the faculty adviser bowdlerized the script for fear of offending the delicate ears of administrators, older alums, etc. I can’t even imagine what’s on the Verboten list nowadays …
If only Columbia University itself would disband, the nation’s intellectual life would improve. The disbandment of the band (see what I did there) is just silly and only reinforces the benefits of ending Columbia University as a whole. You hire Columbia grads at your own risk.
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