Don’t thank a straight person, thank a straight couple . . . unless, of course, your father was a gay sperm donor.

Pretty Gay Boys are greatly appreciated, since it gives us normals a better chance to do what cxomes naturally. My Wife and I can hire a livingroom paint and drapery consultant whenever Home Depot color cards just aren’t enough. She will love it and so will I.

As I saw on a sign during the Chick Fil A controversy some years ago, “You’re either with Chick Fil A or against them, but one thing’s for sure: If you want to eat chicken, you’re going to need a hen and a rooster”.

LGBTQ Month?

-you’ll spend a year there.