21 Feb 2022

More Crime in California


Hank the Tank likes leftover pizza.


Since the summer, a black bear known as Hank the Tank has made a 500-pound nuisance of himself in South Lake Tahoe, Calif., breaking into more than two dozen homes to rummage for food and leaving a trail of damage behind.

So far, nobody has been able to deter Hank, said Peter Tira, a spokesman for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. Department officials and the local police have tried to “haze” the bear with paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers, but he is too drawn to humans and their food to stay away for long.

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Fusil Darne

This never ends well…


It would be easy to “deter” Hank. Go to home depot and buy a large container of rat poison. Go to walmart and buy a 2 lb jar of peanut butter. Combine. Leave it where Hank can find it. Follow me for more pest control advice.


Nah. Just leave a lot of pineapple pizza. Hank will leave in disgust.


Boomer bear. Has a flat screen in his cave.


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