Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
It's never too late to follow your dreams!
— Angry Robot (@angryrobotbooks) April 17, 2021
HT: Glenn Reynolds.
Mike-SMO
If you have enough pain relievers
or witchcraft for your knees.
I am certain that a young, nubile (60-65 years old) “therapeutic” red head would help my condition but my pharmacist tells me that such therapy isn’t covered by my insurance.
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