Category Archive 'Black Humor'
29 Jun 2019

Mayor Vaughn: “Amity As You Know, Means Friendship.”

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29 May 2019

Posting of the Day

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Via Ed Driscoll:

OR AS KEITH RICHARDS CALLS IT, “BREAKFAST.” Man dies on flight after swallowing 246 cocaine packets.

02 May 2019

Email Humor

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I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for one of the few traffic lights to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Islamic extremists shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man?…That could have been me!”

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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I get these via email from Henry Bernatonis with whom I went to St. George Elementary School, served masses, and camped out with Boy Scout Troop 22 in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania many moons ago.

30 Jan 2019

“It Would Take a Heart of Stone Not to Laugh.” — John Hinderaker, Quoting Oscar Wilde

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Columbia Journalism Review managed a bit of anger between the sobs.

Last week was brutal for American journalism. By one estimate, BuzzFeed and media properties owned by Verizon and Gannett made plans to lay off more than 1,000 people between them, then got to work carrying them out. On Saturday, the president of the United States rubbed salt in the wound, tweeting that “Fake News and bad journalism have caused a big downturn.” As well as being wrong, the tweet was, as Ben Smith, BuzzFeed’s editor, replied, “a disgusting thing to say about dozens of American workers who just lost their jobs.”

The combined genius of Iowahawk and a Twitter contributor prevously unknown to me set a kind of new record for brilliance of response and spoke for all of us.

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via GIPHY

23 Jan 2019

Peter Bogdanovich Interviews the Great John Ford

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06 Jan 2019

This Tweet is Going Viral

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08 Dec 2018

It’s a Mystery

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“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”

— W.H. Auden

30 Nov 2018

Werner Herzog Canned Goods

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21 Oct 2018

Things Happen

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16 Oct 2018

Pre-Columbian America According to the Left

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12 Oct 2018

A Politically-Incorrect Song

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HT: News Junkie.

Note: We Lithuanians have no stereotypes.

05 Oct 2018

False Expectations

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NYM blogged about this cuirass previously here.

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