Archive for May, 2025
04 May 2025

Japan’s Cherry Trout

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Cherry Trout (Onchorynchus masou), also called Masu in Japan. Via mattsun_gram1210.

Steve Bodio reports that Japanese anglers revere these the same way we do brook trout. These are so young that they have parr marks.

04 May 2025

Orwell: On Liberal Women

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03 May 2025

Australian Humor

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A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets
a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts
grinning from ear to ear, then when he disconnects he shouts to the
barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.

The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd
around keen to know what they are celebrating.

“Well,” he announces, “My wife’s just produced a typical Queensland
baby boy weighing 25 pounds”.

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Queenslander just shrugs, “That’s about average in Queensland .
Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland boy.”

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations
of “STREWTH” and “BLOODY HELL!” were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the same bar. The barman
says “You’re the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth aren’t you? Everybody’s been having bets about
how big he’d be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So – how much
does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers: “17 pounds.”

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. “What happened? He weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!”

The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says, “We had him circumcised!”

03 May 2025

I Think They’ve Got It!

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“The mains in Spain fail mainly under strain.”

The Peoples Cube.

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