Beaver Dissatisfied Shopper at Maryland Dollar Store

WaPo:

Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it.

In St. Mary’s County, Md., at least one badly behaved beaver is ready for holiday shopping.

The beaver was apprehended at a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Md., the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement, apparently after browsing the selection of artificial Christmas trees and trashing the place.