Humorist Dave Barry lists strange occurrences in 2008.
O.J. actually got convicted of something.
Gasoline hit $4 a gallon — and those were the good times. …
The surprise winner is Barack Obama, who is running for president on a long and impressive record of running for president. A mesmerizing speaker, Obama electrifies voters with his exciting new ideas for change, although people have trouble remembering exactly what these ideas are because they are so darned mesmerized. Some people become so excited that they actually pass out. These are members of the press corps.