Andrew Levy, alarmed by the recession, hopes to supplement his income by blogging for Huffington Post. Excerpt from sample editorial:
In the wake of the events of 1-15, in which a wedge of Geese brought down a US Airways aircraft, hereâ€™s what you wonâ€™t be hearing about from the so-called â€œMainstream Mediaâ€: We brought this on ourselves.
After an event such as this one, itâ€™s important to look at the root causes: Why did the Geese attack us? Well, the truth is, for years we have been oppressing the Geese, using them for the fuel they provide for our bodies.
Boneless Goose Breast, Brandied Roast Goose, Roast Goose with Cumberland Sauce and Apricot Stuffing. And of course, the Christmas Goose. In the name of religion, we have been engaged in what can only be called a Crusade against the Geese. Is it any wonder that a few brave suicide Geese would seek revenge?