Iowahawk‘s latest hilarious satire.
1 Whan in Februar, withe hise global warmynge
2 Midst unseasonabyl rain and stormynge
3 Gaia in hyr heat encourages
4 Englande folke to goon pilgrimages.
5 Frome everiches farme and shire
6 Frome London Towne and Lancanshire
7 The pilgryms toward Canterbury wended
8 Wyth fyve weke holiday leave extended
9 In hybryd Prius and Subaru
10 Off the Boughton Bypasse, east on M2.
11 Fouer and Twyntie theye came to seke
12 The Arche-Bishop, wyse and meke
13 Labouryte and hippye, Gaye and Greene
14 Anti-warre and libertyne
15 All sondry folke urbayne and progressyve
16 Vexed by Musselmans aggressyve.
17 Hie and thither to the Arche-Bishop’s manse
18 The pilgryms ryde and fynde perchance
19 The hooly Bishop takynge tea
20 Whilste watching himselfe on BBC.
21 Heere was a hooly manne of peace
22 Withe bearyd of snow and wyld brows of fleece
23 Whilhom stoode athwart the Bush crusades
24 Withe peace march papier-mache paraydes.
25 Sayeth the pilgryms to Bishop Rowan,
26 “Father, we do not like howe thynges are goin’
Read the whole thing.
Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.
anthony
this is not necessarily in response to this particular post, but to all ye who deny global warming.
Let’s do an experiment.
Park your car in a small one- or two-door garage, start the engine and stand there, breathing in the exhaust.
You will fucking die, eventually, because the exhaust is full of CO2 (not to mention other deadly toxins) and you are a living organism.
Earth is a living organism.
JDZ
Have you heard of the DihydroMonoxide menace, too?
That works the same way. If I fill your garage with DihydroMonoxide, you die.
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