James Carville’s own poll finds that 55% of Americans believe Barack Obama is accurately described as a socialist.
Red China’s People’s Daily says that the Taliban are training monkeys (macaques and baboons imported from the jungle) in Waziristan to use AK-47s, Bren guns, and trench mortars against US forces whose uniforms the monkeys are being taught to recognize.
Democrat Financial Reform Bill includes racial and gender quotas for US financial industry.
With the Social Security system soon to go broke, even democrats are talking seriously about raising the retirement age to 70. (Talking Points Memo)