13 Aug 2010

All Time Best Criminal Defense

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An attractive 26 year identified only as Luisa sunbathing topless on a beach at Anzio, Italy was approached by a woman who demanded that she stop applying sun block to her bosom because it “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.” The sunbather declined to comply, and the irate mother summoned the carabinieri.

A complaint was filed, and the incident provoked an international debate.

The young lady’s attorney, Gianluca Arrighi, delivered the following defense statement:

Let’s be clear. My client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

An Anzio police spokesmen conceded to the press: “From what I heard she was very attractive.”



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