Category Archive 'Amusement'
02 Jan 2022

What If Gun Companies Were Big Chain Restaurants?

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The Firearm Blog:

This is the standard against which all national food is gauged. You better be nicer than this if you don’t want to be looked down on. It’s a lot of people’s first experience with eating out. And to be perfectly frank, they have a HIGH standard of quality control that is nearly unparalleled. A McDouble you buy in Tulsa, OK tastes exactly like the one you could eat in Chicago, IL and that one will be indistinguishable from the one you buy in Berlin, Germany. Maybe you can’t stunt on your friends by taking them here, but damnit it does it’s job well and it does it every time. And it does a wider range of things well than most restaurants could hope to balance. From pancakes, to hamburgers, to fried chicken, salads in a big cup, fish, sometimes they have a McRib, and it’s all pretty good. REALLY good for what you’re paying for it. They never really innovate, they wait and see what other chains are having success doing and then copy them (that Crispy Chicken Sandwich tastes a lot like Chick Fil A don’t it…) but when they add something to their menu it is good to go and it is guaranteed to be up to their standards. Maybe customer service could use some work.


HT: Karen L. Myers.

29 Aug 2021

Good Performance

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Juggling dangerous objects with Ronald & Nancy Reagan, Tip O’Neil, Barbara Bush, and Howard Baker in the audience front row.

22 Aug 2021

Austrian Lawn Ornament

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20 Apr 2021

When a Bubble Freezes


19 Jan 2021

Folklore Generator


10 Jan 2021

At the Door


07 Dec 2020

But, Mom, We Were Just Having Fun!

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14 Nov 2020

Who Doesn’t Like Shooting Televisions?

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Rock Island Auction Company shoots tvs with Elvis Presley’s own Smith & Wesson Model 36.

25 Sep 2020

Universities Today

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One of the whips of the Culmstock Otter Hounds holds up a 22lb otter they killed on 13 September 1934, at Taunton Castle, Somerset.

A Medieval Studies Professor forwarded the following:

A student describing the ethical system of Dante’s Inferno noted that the first ring of the 7th circle encased those who committed violence against otters.

26 Jun 2020

This Kid Will Go Far

19 Jun 2020

70 Step Trick Shot


HT: Karen L. Myers.

07 Jun 2020

Crime Doesn’t Pay


HT: Karen L. Myers.

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