Ann Coulter at a Catskills vacation place we used to own.

Where Democrat National Conventions are concerned, I definitely subscribe to the Alice Longworth Roosevelt school of thought: “If you can’t say anything nice, come sit here next to me.”

I discovered via an indignant HuffPo posting that Ann Coulter had been in rare form on Twitter last night, commenting upon the democrat convention, and I really need to quote several of her best lines.

18 hours ago: Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage…

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17 hours ago: To get Bill Clinton to speak at the convention, Obama had to agree to carry his bags.

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17 hours ago: They’re spicing things up with a live abortion on stage!

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17 hours ago: If I were the RNC, I would put a tape of the D’s God vote on a commercial and broadcast it nonstop for the next two months.

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16 hours ago: Sandra Fluke wants speech class paid for by taxpayers.

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16 hours ago: Sandra Fluke: Republicans would redefine rape. Later that night, shakes hands with Bill Clinton and cannot get smell off her.

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16 hours ago: Sandra wants taxpayers to pay for her tanning appointments.

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Ann Coulter retweets Jim Treacher 16 hours ago: I think it’s a good idea to put Bill Clinton in front of a blue background with white stuff on it.

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15 hours ago: There’s not a chick in that audience that Bill wants in kneepads. That’s ugly.

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15 hours ago: Monica Lewinsky somewhere, sobbing, clutching stained dress and eating Haagen Das by the Tv light… Four cats yawning.