Liberty’s Torch has some classic examples of military humor:
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:
1. “Did you feel that?â€
2. “What’s that noise?â€
3. “Oh S…!â€
– Authors Unknown
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Added in the comments section:
The Five Most Fear-Inspiring Phrases in the United States Army (in no particular order for the first four, but the last one is the most fear-inspiring, for those in the know):
A second lieutenant pompously saying “Based on my military experience…”
An Army captain musingly saying “You know, I was thinking…”
A private enthusiastically saying “I learned this in Basic Training…”
A sergeant mournfully saying “Sir, you really don’t want to know…”
A chief warrant officer, an evil grin on his face, saying “Watch this $#!+…”
Hat tip to Karen L. Myers.
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