Roger L. Simon notes that Trump is winning and argues that everyone should get used to it and love The Donald. (Roger does like tormenting the lefties.)
What would a Trump presidency look like?
To start with the obvious â€” flashy. Designer gowns are back at the White House â€” with extra gold lame and very big steaks at state dinners, hold the kale. Everything Obama is out (thankfully) except golf. Golf is way in as never before. Negotiations will be handled quickly, Trump style. Many will be fired, but thereâ€™ll be more jobs in the private sector for them to go to. Iran will be out. Israel in. (Little known fact: Donald has a company over there called Trump Drinks Israel that markets Trump-branded vodka to the Israeli and Palestinian market â€¦I thought they werenâ€™t supposed to drink). Reruns of The Apprentice will be mandated on all cable channels after midnight.
IN: Hair pieces, Tony Bennett albums (with and without Lady Gaga), cufflinks, New York accents circa 1953, social conservatism (lip service only, sorry), super models, gold escalators.
OUT: John Podesta, microagressions, trigger warnings (they are way out), anybody who doesnâ€™t think Donald is great, anybody who has mixed feelings about Donald, Code Pink, comparative literature professors, John Kerry, John Kerryâ€™s sailboat, the IRS.
Now does that sound bad? Certainly a lot better than weâ€™ve been experiencing lately. So, as we learned years ago from the subtitle of Dr. Strangeloveâ€¦ How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombâ€¦ this is How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Donald Trump.
And as for ISIS, all Donald will ever say to them is, you guessed it, â€œYouâ€™re fired!â€