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LAS VEGAS, Nevada â€” Just hours after the Democratic Presidential debate was broadcast on CNN, Sen. Jim Webb (D-Va.) made a solemn vow to not kill again if elected President, sources confirmed.
Webb, a former Marine officer and Secretary of the Navy, admitted his comments during the debate about the enemy who wounded him with a grenade not being around to tell about it were maybe â€œa bit too realâ€ for the liberal crowd, close associates of Webb told reporters.
Though Webb cautioned during a post-debate interview from his freshly-dug two-man fighting position that he had taken a manâ€™s life and wasnâ€™t afraid to do it again.
The 69-year-old tried to further explain his comments that drew shock during the debate: â€œLook, I know what it looks like when a .45 slug takes a manâ€™s brain and paints a Picasso with it,â€ he said, while miming brain matter exploding out of the back of his head.
He added: â€œIf you elect me President you wonâ€™t have to learn what it looks like too,â€ said the Vietnam war hero, as he began fashioning a necklace of human ears.
According to close associates, once heâ€™s elected as commander-in-chief, Webb plans to delegate future killing to subordinates since he understands that as a good leader, he needs to foster their development and give them a chance to kill for themselves.