Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
twolaneflash
First, I carry a 9mm, with a .380 pocket backup. Jihadi gets 2 rounds center-mass, and a security round to the brain. The family, weapons drawn, secure the perimeter and hunt down the hell-bound bastard’s buddies. My family then breaks out the bacon-flavored moonshine, pork rinds, and hog’s head cheese to celebrate a victory for Jesus.
T. Shaw
I disagree with the “republican” answer. They’d probably ask the Dem if it’s okay.
The Southerner, his wife, and his kids would put about forty rounds into the goat furker.
SDD
Before I died I would apologize for Global Warming.
T. Shaw
I reconsidered my answer. The dead tango would have two .44 in. holes center chest from Dad; sixteen .22 in. holes in the center body mass from the kids; and 17 each 9 mm holes in the groin from Mom’s Glock.
BMD
The term “Islamic terrorist” is redundant.
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