08 Dec 2015

A Test

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

5 Feedbacks on "A Test"


First, I carry a 9mm, with a .380 pocket backup. Jihadi gets 2 rounds center-mass, and a security round to the brain. The family, weapons drawn, secure the perimeter and hunt down the hell-bound bastard’s buddies. My family then breaks out the bacon-flavored moonshine, pork rinds, and hog’s head cheese to celebrate a victory for Jesus.

T. Shaw

I disagree with the “republican” answer. They’d probably ask the Dem if it’s okay.

The Southerner, his wife, and his kids would put about forty rounds into the goat furker.


Before I died I would apologize for Global Warming.

T. Shaw

I reconsidered my answer. The dead tango would have two .44 in. holes center chest from Dad; sixteen .22 in. holes in the center body mass from the kids; and 17 each 9 mm holes in the groin from Mom’s Glock.


The term “Islamic terrorist” is redundant.


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