Yes, the next eight years are going to be full of tears for you to drink to the dregs.

But I will still be here for you.

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!

Well, The Donald is currently 69. I know that he doesn’t drink or smoke, but all that orange artificial skin tan and the yellow hair dye are probably carcinogenic, so I tend to doubt that he’s good for two terms. The question is who would be Donald’s VP pick? Newt Gingrich? Jesse Ventura? Kim Kardashian??

Susana Martinez. Although Jesse Ventura would be awesome!

I’m rooting for Ann Coulter for Secretary of State.