Gawker claims to have a theory about what is actually going on with respect to the biggest mystery since the Bermuda Triangle: Donald Trump’s hair.
A tipster who claimed knowledge of Trumpâ€™s hair recently came to Gawker with a potential solution to the enigma: Trumpâ€™s hair is not his own, costs tens of thousands of dollars for installation and upkeep, and comes from a man as mysterious as Trump is bombastic.
This solution that Trump, our tipster says, sought for his hair woes is a little-known, patented hair restoration treatment called a â€œmicrocylinder intervention.â€ Itâ€™s only performed by one clinic that we know ofâ€”Ivari Internationalâ€”where our source once sought treatment, and where he says he learned of Trumpâ€™s apparent patronage. Whatâ€™s more, Ivariâ€™s New York location was inside Trump Towerâ€”on the private floor reserved for Donald Trumpâ€™s own office.
Gawker was unable to independently confirm Trumpâ€™s connection to Ivari; both Trump and Ivari did not respond to multiple and persistent requests for comment. But after extensive research into Ivariâ€™s history, Ivariâ€™s treatments, and the photographic record of Donald Trumpâ€™s hair, this is a potential answerâ€”perhaps the first plausible oneâ€”to the riddle of Donald Trumpâ€™s hair.
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Of course, it may be simpler than that: