Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
The United States Constitution will be modified to include the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, according to a policy document leaked from the Donald Trump campaign.
The news emerged after it became clear Trumpâ€™s campaign website would not allow supporters to cancel reoccurring donations, a move covered under Rule 239 as â€œNever be afraid to mislabel a productâ€.
Trump, who believes he is running for the position of â€˜Grand Nagusâ€™ of the United States, has a personal motto of â€œA man is only worth the sum of his possessionsâ€, which is his favourite of the rules. …
Many supporters of Donald Trump already appear to be using at least the first three of the five stages of acquisition â€“ infatuation, obsession, justification, appropriation and resale â€“ to explain backing their candidate.
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