1. Since when do low-income students who have to choose between tampons and food go to Brown?

2. It’s okay to make tampons available to men. I hear they are useful to plug bullet holes on the battlefield… or in the ‘hood.

3. If you need a tampon because you menstruate, are you really a guy?

4. Skinny anorexics look in the mirror and see a fat person. This condition is treated with psychiatric counseling even if the anorexic doesn’t want treatment at first. Shouldn’t we do the same for trans-genders? I mean we are told by the left that gender is fluid, so…