15 Mar 2019

“Every Time Democrats Talk, I Want To Vote For Trump Twice”

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George S. Bardmesser speaks for a lot of normal Americans.

It’s a damn shame I have to wait another 20 months to vote for President Trump. I wish I could do it now. Twice. Or better yet, in as many jurisdictions as I can. Preferably in every swing district and every swing state.

Yeah, yeah, I know — sadly, I can’t. It’s been a hell of a ride these past couple of years, and I sure hope it doesn’t end next November.

I am a middle-of-the-road Republican who voted for Trump with the utmost reluctance in 2016. He sure wasn’t perfect. He was no Cicero, either––though he can give a decent speech when the chips are down. He had a few extra skeletons rattling in his closet, especially compared to colorless non-entities like Jeb. So yeah, I was queasy about voting for an ex-registered-Democrat-from-New-York-and-possible-liberal-now-turned-Republican.

Was I worried? Hell, yeah! Was I depressed? You bet. But, really, what options were there? Hillary? Jill Stein? Seriously? Trump wasn’t my first choice or my second choice or my third choice, but by the time November 2016 rolled around, Trump was the only choice on the menu. So I swallowed hard, took a leap of faith, and pulled the lever for the Donald.

And let me tell ya, every time one of these newly minted Democratic “stars” opens their mouth, the same thought goes through my mind: Thank God for Trump. Trump is my last line of defense. Trump is the only thing that stands between me and these hallucinogenic socialist nut jobs. Trump is what’s keeping chaos and left-wing insanity at bay. …

The Donkey Party has a new leader: someone called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Every time her bright red lips form a sentence, I hear a clarion call: Must Vote For Trump! Unlike AOC, I actually know firsthand what socialism is. I don’t need to imagine the future that AOC is trying to shove down my throat––I lived in that future and I pray I’ll never have to live in that future again.

Every time AOC proposes to build trains to Europe, or wants butt plugs for cows to control their flatulence, or wants to spend $93 trillion on fairyland, I really, really want to vote for Trump. So make Ocasio-Cortez more visible! Make Ocasio-Cortez speaker of the House! Make her the keynote speaker at the convention!

All the CNN talking heads agree that Trump is an idiot? Maybe, but at least he isn’t planning to ban my car. Trump lies? Maybe, but with Trump, we’ll still have airplanes (and my 401(k) plan has been doing great since his election).

This gets us to the next installment of “Friday the 13th,” a.k.a. the Democratic presidential candidates. Kamala Harris, you say? You seriously want me to vote for Kamala Harris? And you say that Cory “Spartacus” Booker is just like Kamala, only better and balder? Are you kidding me? Pete Buttigieg? Ask me again when I stop laughing.

Bernie? Really? This grumpy near-octogenarian “public service” millionaire with three mansions is running for the presidency of the wrong country. All his best ideas have already been put into practice––in Venezuela.

This is a guy who pseudo-honeymooned in the USSR (two years before it collapsed!), and didn’t notice that people were waiting in mile-long lines for literally everything. This is a guy who has never met a paleo-Stalinist dictator he couldn’t be best pals with. Bernie doesn’t need to pretend he is a complete crank; he is a complete crank.

I will personally call every one of my friends, neighbors, and acquaintances, and beg them to vote for Trump. I will even offer to come and wash their cars while in the nude, if only they’d vote for Trump.

Did someone say Warren? Warren, the first Cherokee candidate — that Warren? Doesn’t she now want reparations not just for African-Americans, but also for Native Americans? Where, oh where, is that lever to pull for Trump?

Biden? The creepy old guy who likes to massage women and 13-year-old girls in public? That guy? I have a 19-year-old daughter, and I sure hope he never goes anywhere near her. But I do hope he runs. It feels like he’s been running for president in every election since Eisenhower. Can he lurch far enough to the left this time, to satisfy the woke police? I doubt it, but it will be fun to watch him try.

Ilhan Omar? Maybe she should run for president too. Nancy suggests that Omar is a good person who is simply too ignorant to understand what her words mean. I disagree. Omar is only saying what all the other Democrats are thinking. Yes, she is an anti-Semite. Yes, she is totally mainstream within the Democratic Party.

Throw that toxic Tlaib person into the mix, and we’ve got the triumvirate that truly runs the Democratic Party now––Ocasio-Cortez, Omar, and Tlaib. I see this nutterfest, and let me tell you, dear Democrats: I am motivated as hell. If ever given a choice (in this election or in other ones) between Ocasio-Cortez, Omar, Tlaib, Pelosi, Warren, Harris, Booker, Biden, Sanders, or Trump, I will take Trump any day of the week.

I am a highly motivated Trump voter because the Democrats have motivated me up to my eyeballs. I have never been more motivated in my life, because the Democrats are terrifying me. I am locked, cocked, and ready to rock in that voting booth. I just wish I didn’t have to wait 20 months.


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Seattle Sam

Trump has done the country a great service in that he has caused the Democrat party to jump the shark and reveal themselves on so many issues. Consider the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome:

1. Democrats have always believed that some lives just aren’t worthwhile and should be terminated. TDS has caused them to come full out for infanticide.
2. Democrats have always wanted to control the energy sector of the economy using Global Warming hysteria as an excuse. TDS has caused them to propose eliminating cows and airplanes.
3. Democrats have always favored government control over economic activities. TDS has caused them to use the label “socialism” openly.
4. Democrats have always favored government control of healthcare. TDS has caused them to support obviously unaffordable fantasies like Medicare for All.
5. Democrats have always favored subsidizing those who don’t work. TDS has caused them to declare that we should give guaranteed incomes to people who say they don’t wish to work.
6. Democrats have always favored using schools as reeducation camps. TDS has caused them put forth perfect examples of the output of such schools — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Beto O’Rourke.
7. Democrats have always been somewhat anti-business. TDS has caused them to come out for “breaking up Amazon”, raising taxes and driving jobs out of New York.
8. Democrats have always been pro-Palestinian. TDS has caused them to indulge anti-Semites in Congress.
9. Democrats have always needed a permanent underclass as a voting block. TDS has caused them to actively support open borders, abolishing immigration enforcement agencies, and allowing illegal aliens to vote.
10. Democrats have always promoted victim-hood. TDS has caused them to actively support hoaxes designed to “prove” this.

I’ll stop at 10, but it goes longer.

The point is, because of Trump, Democrats no longer try to hide their intentions. They no longer try to pretend that if you like your healthcare plan you can keep it. They no longer pretend that their Giant Goodie Bag can be paid for by taxing The Rich. They no longer pretend that they are for individual freedom and marketplace choice. They no longer pretend that they are for Free Speech or diversity of thought. They no longer pretend they respect the constraints of the Constitution as written.

If Americans in 2020 truly want to opt for a socialist, open-border, identity-based society where government intrudes on virtually every aspect of your life, they can do so. But it will be hard for us to pretend they didn’t know what they were voting for.


For all his faults, and they are many, Trump may be our last defense against the legions of lefty lunatics who want turn America into one big asylum.

Much as Lincoln said of Grant when the public demanded he be fired: I can’t spare him; he fights.

The younger Bush ignored the media. That did not work well. They maintained their offensive. By contrast, Trump has put the media on the defensive, calling them on their fake news, questioning their legitimacy. That approach has been effective.

Trump has a genius for trolling the liberals to show themselves at their worst. That, too, is a good thing.


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