I don’t understand.

California, like Nevada, are municipalities in Missouri. In the heat and humidity of the Mid-West Summer, nobody would wear a beard like that.

This is all a joke, right?

Now THAT is funny. I wonder how many takes it took to get it all right. :-)

Cop: “any firearms in the vehicle?”
Me: “why would you ask a question like that?”
Cop: “for my safety. Any firearms in the vehicle?”
Me: “have you read the constitution?”
Cop “Yes. Any firearms in the vehicle?”
Me: “why did you stop me?”
Cop: “your license plate light is out. Any firearms in the vehicle?”
Me: “Thank you I will get that fixed. Am I free to go?”
Cop: “Any firearms in the vehicle?
Me: “Am I free to go?”
Cop: “ah… yes”