“I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.”
— Charles V

Personally, I feel the Earth would revolve much faster if everyone simply spoke English like everyone else.

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As all American tourists seem to know, the rest of the world actually does speak (or at least understand) English, but they are all hard of hearing so you solve that problem by shouting. . . in English.