18 Dec 2020

“Follow the Science!”

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America’s New Journal of Record:

LONDON—While filming the next Mission Impossible movie, an actor who believes Xenu stacked frozen aliens around volcanoes and then flew Douglas DC-8s over them to drop hydrogen bombs and blow them all to smithereens some 75,000,000 years ago shouted at his crew for not wearing masks and not listening to the science.

“We must listen to the science, do you understand me!?” shouted the man who follows the idea that a space lord alien dude came to Earth, then known as Teegeeack, part of a sector called the Galactic Confederation, and blew up a bunch of his people, which transformed them into thetans. “I’m sick and tired of all the ignorant beliefs going around this set! Come on, man!”

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Mike-SMO

Must’a thought that he was reading from his script. The only “truth” is “Exit stage left” and collect your fee. He’s good at that. “Science” comes from the Producer and the prop-man.



Lee

Live the Babylon Bee sometimes. They so often hit the nail on the head.



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